Aqwrd Musings

Superberg floating towars Australia

2009-12-11T14:39:00.002-05:00

Shit!"Superberg floating 1000 miles off coast of Australia" "twice the size of manhattan" "category 4 earthquake if it hits"

Are all things I don't wanna hear on a friday. Anybody else wanna do something about this global warming thing?

mmmm syngery

2009-12-10T13:00:00.003-05:00

Google Chrome's new advertising commercials are a perfect example of the magic that can happen once creative and advertising departments work together seamlessly.

Speed-Security-Stability-Omnibox-Themes-Incognito-New Tab

A simple marketing message displayed in a beautiful creative way allows this video to not only become an advertisement but a form of entertainment for every advertisers ultimate goal: viral.

"Welcome to Target may I take your order"

2009-12-06T21:55:00.004-05:00

Target opens up first pop-up store in previously untapped urban environments to increase brand awareness. (via adage.com)
In a nutshell

"Same-store sales slid 1.5% in November, the seventh-consecutive month of same-store sales declines for the discounter"
Offering fast-food style ordering
Largest corporate use of twitter to drop hints of the location of over 1400 over-sized gift tags (gift tags=$10-$500 off.
Offering around 50 most popular gifts for quick and easy shopping.

Obama's appeal never ends.

2009-11-24T13:08:00.003-05:00

The man is just plain endearing and now he's wit is being thrown towards the future geeks of the world. Educate to Innovate campaign

via Gizmodo

Mama Lucchetti

2009-09-03T11:55:00.004-04:00

I'm getting an unlimited amount of entertainment out of these italian Mama Lucchetti commercials.

Master of Soups

Magic Wheelbarrow

I want a Parra

2009-08-07T12:37:00.004-04:00

But I don't have enough money.
It is so sad...

Wes Anderson is one Sly Fox

2009-08-04T01:56:00.000-04:00

It's hard to meet a more agreeable director. He seems to be a man who is always two steps ahead of his time. I'd say way ahead of his time except that usually entails a man whose films are appreciated AFTER his death while he for some reason seems to release films right at the perfect profit point. Hmmmm What direction are you taking us in now Mr. Wes?

A nice look on the man behind Where the Wild Things Are

2009-07-31T01:31:00.002-04:00

Its amazing how long it took from conception to feature length film. No sarcasm or witty comment here, just plain kudos.

Do you completely understand the whole recession situation?

2009-07-25T23:14:00.005-04:00

Do you barely understand what mortgage-backed securities are? Do you have no idea what the F%!K sub-prime loans are? Me too, until I listened to probably the best podcast team ever. Chuck and Josh are a funny, entertaining perfect way to start your morning. Click subscribe on your itunes and listen to their 15 minute podcasts on everything from what a body farm is to how the CIA almost completely created the LSD drug culture (seriously its absurd the facts they find).

Don't worry, crazed theorists their not, these boys do some serious investigating and have wrote articles on everything you did, and didn't, want to know. I have a rough, if any, idea on what the hell happened to the economy and within 15 minutes I feel like a pro. I know this sounds like an advertisement but i'm such a loyal fan I can't help it. It's 15 minutes of unusual in what can sometimes be a very typical day.

STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW PODCAST ON HOWSTUFFWORKS.COM

Crocs go down, hard.

2009-07-22T22:53:00.003-04:00

Fashion world be praised! The company notorious for manufacturing Crocs is going bankrupt. After years of proclaiming their total uglosity and complete lack of support despite popularity their finally going bankrupt due to the economy. Celebrate and burn yourself some Crocs!

Next time i have to see these fuckers it better be on I love the 90s

this is why i love the internet

2009-07-08T23:28:00.002-04:00

~~~Dolphinsex.org took human dolphin love so seriously. It had frequently asked questions, and the guy who wrote it was an expert. He had loved dolphins since age twelve. The best thing about dolphinsex.org was that this was not a joke. Also, this guy was not in it for profit. This was a dot org. He put his time and energy up there just to benefit all the curious potential dolphin lovers out there. He did it for love of the game, and in today’s world, that’s a true rarity.

Well, I went to dolphinsex.org and it was gone. It had been replaced by a bunch of porn links. Surprising, I know. Such a wholesome and universally beneficial site was replaced by a bunch of smut.~~

A fan and his sorrowful lament at then end of a site..

Jessica and Hunter

2009-06-25T00:07:00.000-04:00

Crack me up for realziesss, Jessica and Hunter are the personification of ever over tanned, over labeled person in LA. Also their new video is up and its hilarious. Easily made my day. In other news I can finally eat real food after recovering from so long and can't wait to be back in Philly.

My fav.

Save the pretty art for the Galleries. I want John Isaacs in MY room.

2009-06-23T10:59:00.006-04:00

British born artist and creator does things with plastic god himself refused to create. I think for good reason, if we saw some of these creatures walking around I think people would carry around vomit buckets.Not to say that they're not still a work of art, because they are. I'm sure theres a lengthy process to come up with these images which includes Tim Burton films and lsd but he seems to keep it pretty secret. Here are a sampling of his works from the past couple years galleries. He uses graphic imagery to drive home power points across several different mediums blah blah blah dude did you see the gallery of the severed hand? Crazy.
The bio on his website gives a small insight into his dark reality, its nice to see what a cynic really dreams about.
Isaacs’ work seems to suggest that if you scratch at the surface of conventional reality, then a repressed can of worms – a world of ugly and uncomfortable truth – lies just below the thin plastic exterior of our pre-packed modern sanitised world.

Perez Hilton finally goes too far.

2009-06-22T19:33:00.005-04:00

Sure every's pissed off about Perez de-glorifying Milk writer Dustin Lance Black,but looks like he finally stepped to far by purposefully calling Black Eyed Peas frontman, Will.I.Am, a fag.

After some crocker like dramatics, he shoots to will.i.am's video of the situation. All this and the only thing I really noticed was...anybody else notice Perez's receding hair line?

UPDATE: Looks like Perez won't get away with the same ol shit ever since his "Miss California" ordeal. Gay-rights groups are looking for a public apology for using fag as "the worst thing you could call a thug" I mean its not exactly helping the cause now is it? Heres the release.

Happy Fathers Day (via jez)

2009-06-22T01:33:00.001-04:00

From the King of Dads, pudding pops excluded
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"Hipster" joins army

2009-06-21T00:12:00.003-04:00

Is legit the title of a Huffington Post article about an underground journalist and photographer who joined the marines just for the ultimate ironicosity of joining. The article is filled with ~~mildly racist~~ douchey quotes of his opinions on the other soldiers, the war, and why he joined. Skim and judge at your leisure.

Hipster Joins Marines, Wins Purple Heart In Ultimate Act Of Irony

Cohen noted that it was at this point he realized that while he had "really dug" the "protest scene" back "in the beginning" when American military operations in Iraq began in 2003, rallies had since become overcrowded, and opposition to the war had been absorbed into the mainstream. "The war had become totally passé."

Pot Psychology "How do gay men feel about vaginas, are they completely immune or just disgusted?"

2009-06-20T00:07:00.004-04:00

As always highlite of my day was watching two completely baked strangers answer questions like "How does prison rape work?" or "When pregnant women swallow cum, is the baby digesting the cum too?" Thank god they finally got a twitter twitter.com/potpsychology enjoy

How Do Gay Men Feel About Vaginas? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Betty Boop Really was a whore

2009-06-18T00:24:00.002-04:00

Having an unlimited amount of free time this past week, and upcoming week, have given me time to find an odd assortment of odd things on the internet. I think i'll post the highlite of the days searching, or whatever is easiest to post, every night.

First off, who knew there was an entire site that hosts old cartoons. Betty Boop really was a city whore. Luv her. Check her out at toonjet.com

Normally they'll only be one but I can't NOT post this up.

Conservative nyc radio host Jay Mundy recently decided to take a trip to Williamsburg because he heard a rumor it was a bit..echem..left. Spoiler alert "weirdos" apparently live there. I don't know how someone could be so controversially offensive without trying but here it is,while i'm subscribing..

GQ interviews Bruno

2009-06-16T22:50:00.007-04:00

GQ interview with Bruno "man of the decade" and Australian Fashion photographer on style, class, and how to stay on top

Just imagine how many people worked soley
for this mans naked football induced photo shoot

I hope one day I'm funny enough to have an entire football team (they have to be real, no actors) paid solely for my balls to uncomfortably be displayed in their faces.

Hey, Brüno, I recently started collecting unemployment. Any style tips for someone on a tight budget?
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is
still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.

MOVIE COMES OUT 7/10/2009
(here is the only youtube video i could find)

Ronald Kurniawan has advertising in his blood

2009-06-15T22:47:00.008-04:00

Ronald Kurniawan is getting some serious bills paid. Why do i know this? Just take a look at his website, if you've ever wondered who is the creative mind behind that new citywide campaign, party, or megacorps marketing campaign (and has enough neon paint to light up the moon) you should probably check out Ronald Kurniawan. Known for his previous work for an air cleaner and beautiful "day of the dead" posters he know buddies up with Folgers coffee to ban Z's everywhere. Adorable and dark Ronald Kurniawan is an artist who can really channel his talent.

If i could sit down to lunch with one person...

2009-06-15T21:00:00.002-04:00

For some reason every time my friends and I go into an awkward drinking situation we always try and outdo each other with who can completely harness drinking conversations to their whim. He usually starts out a conversation revolving around "if you could have lunch with one person who would it be" somewhat entertaining with the usual boredoms and shocks of eating with rupaul or watching tv with tina fey. (The only reason i'm posting is to put up this video) Personally I think eating, drinking, or doing anything with Danny Devito would be gold. http://gawker.com/5287431/danny-devito-interviewed-blinding-drunk-on-morning-tv-again

Eventually I try and take over the conversation and it somehow leads to whats the most absurd thing we can have a sane conversation about. Last time; "If you had to dedicate your life to exterminating one animal what would it be?"

Probably the funniest advertising in 2009

2009-05-27T22:51:00.002-04:00

Procter & Gamble Instructs You How to Shave Your Balls

Procter & Gamble Instructs users how to SHAVE THEIR BALLS in the new add their running. Why the chose blue balls i'll never know.

Wow even the cartoon seems like a douch post-shave (finger point) "Heeeyyy laddieeess"

Jezebel vs. Mr. Cockbib

2009-05-25T21:50:00.003-04:00

Heated debate between Jezebelians and Mr. Cockbib got me laughin. First off they don't even attack the dis functionality it holds from the males standpoint. What palty peeen is this guy packing where the cockbib is making cleanup easier? The only thing more ridiculous to look at then a hard on with this wrapped around like a cheap hotel doorknocker is the image of, ugh, a sickly looking post-beej softie. It'd look like a warm put on a ghetto superman costume w/cape. I think actually wearing this out (what, are you gonna slip this on right before a girl goes down?) would prevent your balls from getting messy just due to the lack of poon your ever gonna get.

Good luck, and may god have mercy on your balls.

Vacant: The closest Philly is ever getting to TopShop

2009-05-23T12:30:00.007-04:00

Let's be honest, Philly has the music scene on wrap. Without bragging this city has turned some heads and it's usually cause of what's coming out of the 215 (see Elevator Fight post).

Luckily word is we're getting a VACANT STORE possibly as soon as June. If you don't know what Vacant is here's the basics.VACANT 101
They move into a random location in a city.
Open shop without really telling everyone.
Think sample sale of exclusive shoes, tshirts, clothes, and possibly art on the cheap.
Everyone get super hyped and they immediately close down shop about 2 months later.
Everyone cry and wail and search for the next one
So. This is why everyone needs to keep a look out cause the quicker it's found the more time we have. An American Apparel sell in Philly will make ya fight your friends.
In the meantime check out their Philly site pr3ttyvacant.com or follow them at pr3ttyvacant on twitter. I don't know who runs their shit but it's pretty good. For instance, did you guys know Lily had a straight to hell cover?

Elevator Fight

2009-05-19T10:02:00.004-04:00

Cooked in Philadelphia's own kitchen, the studio, the boys (and girl) of Elevator fight have gotten some serious blessings. Check them out at 215mag.com and check back every other week for an update written by me and Gifty.

Dessert for one?

2009-05-18T10:50:00.007-04:00

Quick! Party guest's are coming over tonight and you've got nothing to serve them? Sure you could spend all day sweating it in the kitchen but lets be real, you'd rather j/o and there's a six hour NEXT marathon going on today. How about combining cooking with your particularly spunky laziness?

Can't get enough penile centered news? Check out Boinkology.com for more stimulating recipes.

Guess whats coming?

2009-05-17T13:17:00.004-04:00

Roots picnic people. It's gonna be glorious and you me and the world is gonna be there.
Oh and did I mention two.one.five. is giving away free tickets? Click here to find out how easy it is to win. (What? It's not like i'm promoting or anything?)

Fishtown's Finest

2009-05-13T15:18:00.002-04:00

Scrapple tv sits down and chats with fishtown's finest on album reviews. Watch regularly and check out their latest episode where they review bat for lashes and eminem.

I think this might actually be where i get new music from now on. Seriously, there is something to having an older generation review "our generations" music. Not caught in the hype they completely dis animal collective. and i loved it.

POST-it notes

2009-05-12T02:02:00.013-04:00

Been a little busy. Here's a little recap. On a little note.

Fishtown Collective opening night. The one party ya didn't know that ya should of.

Tons of bands
The perfect summer kick off Some amazing bands All with a couple of our closest fans.

Like I said, busy and it just gets better.

A letter to my favorite season

2009-05-02T16:07:00.005-04:00

Dear Summer:

I love you, seriously, that whole flippy thing you've been doing with your hair recently, it works. You always get me out of the apartment and your judgemental rays made all of my friends start working out at once. I know your jealous sometimes because I occasionally flirt with spring and I'M SORRY but you really do take the cake, besides, spring is fleeting and I can't keep up with her constant mood swings. That's why i promise to commit the next couple of months to you.

Always yours,
AqwrdmusingsLet's kick this summer off in style with some silk city action this 13th. Of course don't forget that May 9th is slowly approaching and the boys at Fishtown Collective are working hard for a real shit show.

Seacrest Out

2009-05-02T04:28:00.002-04:00

The Hipster Grifter rises again in her internet fame. This time to dispel the rumors and bitch about paychecks. I love her.

Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.

The weird ass mickey mouse titties are probably the most interesting part of the video.

I <3 beard tattoos

My obsession continues

2009-04-30T20:41:00.001-04:00

Where was THAT personality on rupauls drag race?

Whore

2009-04-28T23:13:00.002-04:00

To balance out last posts serious message here is a video of Rupaul doing a perfume commercial for your viewing pleasure. enjoy. whooooooreee for todays black hooker

look how far she's come

On a serious note

2009-04-27T23:40:00.003-04:00

"We(me) here at aqwrdmusings want to take time out of our serious programming to take a look at the serious social issues concerning all of us as citizens" The more you know!

Earlier today i twatted all over the place. It was indeed gross, but not for the reasons your thinking of, the video "everyone's talking about" of south philly cops aggressively arresting and abusing artists and fans coming out of the TLA show last night has been twittered, blogged and discussed all day after it's original posting on the internet.

I'm not going to go into full detal because it's pretty been covered through the artists page and other blogs.
The Bamboozle Road Show(April 26 Philly): Bands, Batons, & Blood

There are two points that I wanted to bring up, the first is a simple question of how long is it going to take till actions by the philadelphia police are no longer tolerated? How long is it going to be till "our generation" starts caring enough about the world around us to do something? (hypocritically as i sit eating ice cream on my laptop)

I'm not saying that this incident is that important in the long run, especially compared to other much more poignant incidents by the police but it IS another incident of the ongoing abuse of police power in the city.

The second ( this is a long one) reason i'm bring this up is the fact that by reading the forums i'm even more shocked at how surprised many people are by this footage. People, this happens alot more often then you think. Unfortunately for most black people living in the poorer areas in this city police brutality is a much more real threat then for most of us. The city has had a long history of political corruption and overly aggressive views on policing set up by mayor Frank Rizzo. From the m.o.v.e. bombing to red summer to um..LESS THAN A YEAR AGO "may of overstepped their authority"!?? situations like this are no rarity in the city. It seems almost everyone has a horror story of bigotry and racism from all demographics of the city.

I am curious to see if history will repeat itself. Like many stories during the civil rights movement will harsher punishments be dealt to the officers who barely beat white civilians then those who beat up these African American men earlier this year? Will this be the straw that finally breaks the cities back on their leniancy with the Philadelphia police? probably not.

Satan's single right?

2009-04-26T01:23:00.006-04:00

~~Lame HRO gimmik~~ Satan's Single Right?

Do yall think Satan has a girlfriend? Wonder if he's a committed relationship type of guy? I feel he's looking to "settle down" soon but can't find the right girl/guy/demon ya know? Wonder if he wants kids?
Do you think he's a "cool dad?" Feel like he'd be the kind of guy to let his kids drink in the basement, I mean, he's Satan, whose gonna call him out?

I think satan's just misunderstood ya know? Just a powerful alt-bro looking for good times
Brazilian Girls - "Good Time" (Diplo Remix)

Probably feels like he "doesn't belong" here. Just trying to find his way.

Some time's I wonder if him and the Jeeezz are "frenemies" feel like they probably run in the same social circle right?
It's hard living the ultimate alternative lifestyle. Feel bad for the big guy.

Ebony Bones and Beachballs

2009-04-21T16:19:00.004-04:00

Ebony Bones is a perfectly aqwrd girl. Always over the top but never enough she takes performance to a new level. With outfits as dramatic and detailed as her singing her performances look more like amazonian tribal dances. Her new music video "Musik" just popped out recently and it doesn't disappoint.

"i heard she started with a blank myspace and just let the songs do the work"

"I heard her makes her own outfits"

"I heard she used over 30 directors for her new single"

"I heard she produces, sings, and remixes all her own music"

"I heard the girls just a plain ol bad ass"

MTV Shows

Ebony Bones - Warrior
Ebony Bones - The Muzik (The Krays aka Yuksek & Brodinski remix)

Aqwrd Products

2009-04-18T13:10:00.006-04:00

Best thing about growing up an aqwrd kid is that your interests can span all sorts of things. Here at AqwrdMusings (yeah name change we just didn't tell anyone) we enjoy a good lame joke. The lamer the joke the more important it is the louder the laughter should appropriately be. So whats better then a pun right? Ruan Milborrow and Mark Nightingale made these cute pun cards for client Harvey Nichols.
using who knows what and local celebrities. Sorry celebrities but looks like kindergarten is starting all over again.

via http://www.mister-h.com/

Sometimes demented is just another word for quirky.

2009-04-17T23:44:00.000-04:00

Kokomoo the illustrious illustration artist (nice right?) is almost too weird to touch. You heard it, somethings are just plain odd. Which is what I love about her. She baskes in weird, she takes long hot showers in wierd, sometimes when no one's looking she picks weird out her nose and eats it. Now peep her work. Notice the suttle vortex comign out of her stomach. What's that? swiring ~~whale of a girl~~ whale OUT OF the girls face? oooo aaahhh You can view all her work at http://kokomoo.blogbus.com/

Personally sleeping with someone is the worst.

2009-04-13T23:00:00.003-04:00

You know how people seem pretty much perfect from the distance? The whole 10 yards hottie thing is true. Finding out flaws is suuch a turnoff for me. I mean, I have no idea if the man of my dreams clips his toenails on the carpet and I LIKE it that way. Boner killer: guys who have that boa constrictor personality when it comes to sleeping. A little cuddling is one thing, waking up with a death grip on my neck is another. Which is why Amanda Blanks new song has it all wrong. Luckily I can dance to it enough to not really care about sleeping.

Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better

Reasons why you shouldn't really buy anything at urban besides skinny jeans

2009-04-07T23:09:00.009-04:00

I iz pissed at you! I, Senior Internez, don't like you urban outfitters. I seez the way you sneak around on the online and pass it off az yours. KNOCK IT OFF!

A. Just about every accessory or quirky knik knak can be found online. If you don't have enough time to look around online for things to raise your "maybe she does have a personality" level then maybe you should give up. J.Crew IS right across the street. Here i'll even be nice and show you the site most of their shit is bought from :

For instance suckuk is chockful of stupid stuff that will make your friends think your slightly more interesting. (except the terrorist tea pot. that just rules)
B. Just about any item thats not a basic piece comes from or is stolen off of a designer from Etsy. In case you have no idea what Etsy is i'll fill you. Don't tell anyone about how you just found it though cause just like "discovering" 6 month old music, your ignorance makes you look like a douche. Etsy is basically a website where most upstart artist handmake alot of clothes and goods for mad cheap. I fell in love with the owl messenger bag, see how his cute lil eyes judge you for not knowing about him. adorable: www.etsy.com

C. Quality, I mean that real shit, those limited mind blowing toys or shoes that somehow collaborate with Urban can all be found here www.wejetset.com I sadly won't act like i can afford any of it sigh...oops! the arkitip krink laptop sleeve just made me cream. time to change my pants.

These are the basics guys, it doesn't come even close to covering all you can find. If you find any other sites that fit into this category comment and let me know! Sorry for Senior Internez's ranting, sorry for insulting you guys. I think we all learned a lesson here.

April Fools Day tomorrow

2009-04-01T00:47:00.003-04:00

I'm too tired and grumpy to think of an April Fool's Day prank. I think i'll just be a dick tomorrow :}

In my notebook I write down all thoughts I think about when I'm wasted the next morning. I also have a section for reasons I just might possibly go to hell. Just to make whoevers job it is deciding a little easier. I shall now read an excerpt from the spring 09 semester:

"Hey Anne, what were the last two pizza's delivered to the Twin Towers?"

"Robert seriously shut the fuck up"

"Oh come on Anne, I promise it's worth it"

"Robert I'm dead serious shut the fuck up, you know my dad went to war"

"[long pause]two plains"

"your lucky thats really funny dickwad"

Happy April Fools Day!

Pre-op trannies and belladonna acid trips

2009-03-19T10:35:00.003-04:00

215 Magazine's new style section is up, these features keep getting better and better! Models might love cake, but force feeding for beauty? damn.

It's like I'm saaailling on sunshine

2009-03-10T19:51:00.003-04:00

It just poured right into my room through Tahiti Boy & the Palmtree family. This video might of just about made my day.

Clip "1973" - Tahiti Boy & the Palmtree family
by ThirdSideRecords

Anyone else glad its finally freakin warm outside? Gonna go jam to THAT little number and play mario bros in the park. (someone needs a job)

enjoy this para one remix

Tahiti Boy & the Palmtree Family - 1973 (Para One Remix)

Thunderheist interview on Winnie Cooper

2009-03-10T19:29:00.002-04:00

Go check it out! Thunderheist chats about being a myspace band, growing fame, and how to jerk it!

Thunderheist on the interview show

http://winniecooper.net/

FTC PRODCUTION

2009-03-04T22:55:00.004-05:00

The boys at FTC (Fishtown Collective) just put up new photo's of set production. Go check it out.
http://fishtowncollective.blogspot.com/
(shameless photo that shouldn't be up)

I WANT IT

2009-03-02T13:10:00.006-05:00

GAAAH! posted up these mindfuckingly gorgeous sweaters, who knew a sweater could do that right? Shobo Shobo is the lil frenchie designer who makes em and I'm pretty sure their working with H&M so expect to see some knock off near you. Grab em fast. Actually don't. tell me when you see them and let me grab em fast.

Sigh...apparently they might only be appearing at NYC H&M WEEKEND TRIP!

Mada fuckin birthday song

2009-02-28T23:52:00.000-05:00

DJ GODFATHER - IT’S YO BIRTHDAY

Idols

2009-02-26T15:13:00.002-05:00

Are for douches who have no real plans of their own. BUT! Fat Jew is my new pseudo celebrity. I can't help it, he's crazy, lounges in his underpants for long hours, blogs at missbehave, and duh, has his own rap group.

The upside to Valentines Day

2009-02-26T00:41:00.005-05:00

So i recently discovered the one of the great things about the big V. AFTER VALENTINES DAY CANDY SALES. Yeah, you heard it, all the shitty candy that nobody else would buy is now on sale at every retailor. This weeks item of purchase: edible love notes. gold. Right Aid is selling these stale but oh so delicious wafers for $2. Dream!

In other news my birthday is saturday. I see a three's company themed party.

Here's a song by Giantess watch out for them: Giantess - Tuff n' Stuff (YSI)

mmm synthey!

"Muriam! what the hell!"

2009-02-24T11:11:00.003-05:00

I really wanna be the guy who stepped out of his house the morning after and probably though shit went

Kats kontinued

2009-02-18T22:38:00.002-05:00

Shit is getting a little ridic. Bout to make one of my own.

Hey, it's been everywhere else.

The Fishtown Collective

2009-02-15T22:25:00.002-05:00

Just saw the prints for the new stage The Fishtown Collective are building. Go check it out and project updates at http://fishtowncollective.blogspot.com/

Oh. I'm in love.

2009-02-13T10:44:00.006-05:00

Cursebird is a website that constantly updates on how much people are swearing on twitter and the perecent of each curse. Glooorrriiiious!! You can also look up your friends on the site and see every time they swear and how often. Pure gold. Check it out at cursebird.comhttp://www.blogger.com/www.cursebird.com

heh hehaww thats...slightly less funny

I stole from Best Buy last night

2009-02-12T13:06:00.003-05:00

I couldn't help it, I'm sick of not having photoshop on my shitty hp. I legit stole photoshop from Best Buy and i feel horrible about it. Also i forgot to get the passkey off the box. shit. Anyhow all of this could of been avoided if someone had just told me about http://www.pixlr.com/edit a free photo editing website! As in you can be anywhere and it's basically photoshop online. No downloading. No problem.
www.pixlr.com/editor

Been a lil sicky

2009-02-09T22:34:00.005-05:00

Sorry i haven't posted recently i've been a lil sicky this week and needed to be nursed back to health, not to mention big party friday for the project (secrets!). Anyhow friday was decent and i'm sure if i hadn't been money bitch/dying I'd of been "that asshole roling in his own vomit" as someone so eloquently put it.

Girl is fucked.

Had to do it.
In other news twitter is the little engine that could

Big B day is coming up.

2009-02-08T15:59:00.002-05:00

It's a fact, people born in february are awesome. So many birthdays coming up and i can barely handle it, V-day birthday bash will be pure ecstasy. So i won't need a valentine to party. Already know what i want for my birthday too! I want a Tenorion so bad, it ain't cute. Little bit put the urge in me and now it won't go away, that coupled with homework due tomorrow has called me to do some serious research on the subject, probably will take the next couple hours. I'm also taking donations for anyone who wants to donate to this oh so important cause.

February is going to be a great month.

Scrubs

2009-02-05T23:56:00.010-05:00

I'm obsessed with the new season for some reason, admittedly J.D.'s obnoxious over emotional personality and his ongoing break up, get back together relationship with Elliot killed me. But for now, all is well, and everyone is seemingly hilarious. Well, i was kinda high when i watched the first episode but thats besides the point.

In non related, related news Kate Micucci i

s adorable!

I've never heard of her but those big ol eyes just remind me of those little monkey or african squirrels oh what are they called....

oh! Tarsiers!

Cute right? Well she's much more adorable, really quirky, and is the only singer i know who can pull off a ukulele.

compare and contrast yes? no? I hated when papers asked me to compare and contrast

The more i find out about her the cuter and quirkier she gets! Check out her music video/short

She also has a reoccurring you-tube show which is equally adorable.

Whew, i'm finished. that is all. Night

"Sometimes i forget how comfortable he is in a speedo"

2009-02-04T13:48:00.005-05:00

Then i watch some of his videos. Frankly I'd love to be that comfortable in a speedo myself. Let's face it being comfortable is sexy. Comfortable is not.

This is being comfortable

This is comfortable
See the difference?

I also forgot how much i love this song.
Armand Van Helden - Shake That Ass (Mowgli Remix)

Oh! i forgot to mention big boy is hanging with the original bad girls club at www.missbehavemag.com
Check out Fat Jew

Hi, um...hi

2009-01-30T00:22:00.002-05:00

U.R.A.Q.T.

Anyone else love that butterflies in your stomach, basic body functions shut down feeling you get when you bump into a guy and get hit with a crush. I'm talking bump into a guy on a street corner or bum a lighter off of at a party and WHAM obvious soulmate. As in plan your wedding(beach), how many children(2.5), and what kinda job he must have(4th grade teacher) before you know his name. He'd be so happy and you would too, if only you could talk about something besides the stupid weather to him. Le sigh....wish i could just give em a mixtape, seems like it'd be alot simpler

M.I.A.- 20 Uraqt (Diplo Remix)

emergency contraception chart

2009-01-28T21:26:00.003-05:00

Ladies I get it your broke, and it's between buying a pack of baby stompas and going out on friday. Don't let expensive Plan B pills get in the way of your good times (although keep going out enough the whole thing might just take care of itself by the end of the week). Get with your best girls and start swapping pills!

List of pill combo's that can be taken instead of plan B

Cosby Show taught me all i needed (add the html)

2009-01-28T21:21:00.002-05:00

He's so sneaky

Whats with all the hype?

2009-01-28T01:57:00.002-05:00

~~generic title~~Amazing Video!

Animal Collective "My Girls" from Chad von Nau on Vimeo.

~~generic song comment~~It's like traveling through space on acid, or sitting in your backyard on acid..or generally anywhere..on acid

~~generic song download here~~
Animal Collective- My Girls

I don't get it....

Comment of the Day

2009-01-28T01:45:00.002-05:00

Current amuses me, but it's community amuses me more

Fuck

2009-01-27T16:55:00.002-05:00

The way things are going Playboy might be the only print magazine still actually....printing.

In other news Missbehave is collapsing their print magazine and will now strictly be online (didn't know missbehave actually HAD a magazine) kidding. I love you guys and will miss your gorgeous spread. Missbehave says its has nothing to do w/ the economy and that most of their readers are online anyways...hmm...

Let it be said.

2009-01-25T18:27:00.004-05:00

I know alot of the internet thinks kanye has put on some douchey styles and normally i agree. Recently the man shaved a mullet into his lil chia pet of a head, and he's been under fire ever since. For the Record I'm a fan. I'll admit it i wouldn't ever get that shit buzzed into my head but...it's surprising and i haven't been surprised by anything a celebrity's done in a while.
Rock ya fuckin mullut Kanye

Change is hard for me
White Trash Transcends all things
Gotta break the mold

For anyone who CARES kanye is collaborating w/ Louis Vuitton. Must be nice to just DECIDE to do something and be able to 5 min later.
Peep the interview.
http://hypebeast.com/2009/01/interview-with-kanye-west-on-his-louis-vuitton-collaboration/

Adventure w/ Mr. Chi-City

2009-01-25T01:50:00.001-05:00

Stay tuned for more episodes.

I want this

2009-01-24T18:43:00.000-05:00

In my room is a huge folder of magazine clippings, newspaper cutouts, and tons of shit I've printed off the internet. It's basically anything and everything I wanna buy when I'm rich and slightly famous or win the lottery or rob someone whatever. Today I'm adding this to the folder.

No regrets for the new year

2009-01-24T18:34:00.000-05:00

Thanks DimMak

Lily Allen will always make me smile

2009-01-23T16:54:00.000-05:00

Just stumbled on this oldie off of Mark Ronson's Version. Hand Lily Allen a trumpet and i'm basically set.Mark Ronson featuring Lily Allen - Oh My God

Peep the vid

Holy Zombified Hitler Batman!

2009-01-23T15:57:00.005-05:00

Frankly when i saw some of the previews for the films showed at the Sundance Film Festival all I could think was. Wow. These are gonna make some banging taglines, first ones at the top.

Yeah, Zombies and Nazis what else could you ask for? Oh, how about 5-6 hot scandanavian college students with a weird Pirates of the Caribbean plot line. Thanks that's all i needed to hear. Pass the pipe, and get ready to see DEAD SNOW
Next Ewan McGregor is co-staring in a movie he summed up best "its a gay prison romance story" Not sure how i feel about Jim Carey playing a mo in I Love You Phillip Morris. The thought of him bumpin and grinding his awkward body against McGregor gives me the skeeves. Personally I might pass.
"Hey you guys wanna get dry fucked?" Sorry but any movie where a seven year old says that is gold in my opinion. Mystery Team is going to be the perfect movie to relax, turn your brain off, and laugh.

~~~~~sorry i would continue but i got a date with Cindy Whitmarsh

Can i pay my rent with optomism? Please?

2009-01-22T17:35:00.005-05:00

Completely forgot about this Will.I.Am video..Anyone else loving all this truly artistic, credible music coming out after the big naug day. The Rock and Roll Super show just wrapped up a new episode and it's Bamatastik. Peep the vid.

The Rock N Roll Super Show - Episode 14: The Barack Obama Episode from The Rock n Roll Super Show on Vimeo.

Will I Am - Its a new day

Yo Majesty

2009-01-22T13:05:00.003-05:00

Go check out Play By Ear girl Rachel Nichols interview of Shunda K of Yo Majesty on 215mag.com. Learn the secrets of life, haters, and how you too can have Kryptonice Pussy.

~~~~In other news I almost forgot to tell you guys Yo Majesty is playing at the Mroom on Sunday January 25th their gonna be hot in about a minute so get your tickets and get your Jane Fonda on cause these lyrics'll make ya bootyclap.

2. Yo! Majesty “Club Action” (Hatchmatik Midnight Juggernauts remix)

Booty Clap - Yo Majesty (YSI) (Alt Link Mediafire)

Party Hardy - Yo Majesty (YSI) (Alt Link Mediafire)

Simon Hoegsberg will shoot you (and tell your story)

2009-01-22T03:00:00.000-05:00

I don't know what i'd say if someone asked me what i thought about my face.

Simon Hoegsberg is a danish photographer who ~~somewhat~~ recently photographed the faces and the stories behind various n.y.c.ites. peep his website here

" Good times caught up with me. Wild parties caught up with me. And what I see now is a truly aging woman"

Bored

2009-01-20T21:07:00.004-05:00

Continously.....

Personally Coldplay isn't my jam but this video is cute. I'm a sucker for puppets.

Coldplay - Life in Technicolor

What's more political then a dance party?

2009-01-20T16:37:00.005-05:00

Nothing! thats what. Come on Kiddies let's kick off our new Utopian Society with a lil two step. I'm off to count my coins (i'm broke, obviously the recessions fault) so i can swing it at the Inauguration Party in Old City.

Speaking of OBAMA dance party check out Daft Punk - Aer OBAMA (vs. Adam Freeland)

Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland - "Aer OBAMA" from Gold Greendot on Vimeo.

Hope the new year is full of electro toy dance parties, last year was kinda lacking ya know?

OBAAMMMMYY!

Vagina Monologue

2009-01-18T20:04:00.002-05:00

Argument between my roomate and her girlfriend

"Oh no baby i'm sorr i just flushed the toilet! get out of the shower"
"Shit! shit shit! what the hell! you know what the hell happens"
"I'm sorry baby i forgot
"ow! oooow! damnit i know you did it on purpose!"
"i didn't do it on purpose baby, i forgot"
"yeah well your subconscious hates me."

It's good to have the roommates back.

Philadelphia blows

2009-01-17T15:48:00.004-05:00

Its disgusting outside, i just got back from work. Some chick who was visiting from BOSTON complained about how cold it was. Damn.
Kreepy Kats first full length cartoon. Just goes to show celebrity/news gossip can be fun AND fucked up. Enjoy.

Also. I got a job at club monaco. Total hours worked: 12 Total count of clothing i've gotten fa free: 12. Got i love my job.

Gonna ride this boat..

2009-01-16T18:26:00.004-05:00

God cracks me up, i'm so glad he's decided to get back in touch with the people again. I felt like prayer was just me yacking on the phone too much. www.twittercom/holygod

and as always keep up w/me @aqwrdmusings

Anyone Else Pumped for Coraline?

2009-01-16T16:12:00.005-05:00

The makers behind the film adaptation of Coraline have their game on wrap. The book is a fantasy horror story that can only be described as delightfully cruel. Neil Gaiman is about to make a fortune. The marketing department must be getting paid an arm and an...eye or two...for all their doing. The website is full of dark animation with hours of in depth bonus's and has already been on tons of creative advertisign websites for their ingenuity. Check out the Mr. Bobinksy's Circus to see things a mustache should never do on a childrens sight.

Then these custom handcrafted boxes started appearing everywhere, and not just to anyone, to bloggers all over the world. Adorable, creepy, detailed, and most of all expensive. I'm thoroughly pumped to see the movie. It's the closest thing to getting that mysterious appeal that the Nightmare before christmas has. Here are other websites dedicated to the movie and a preview with the director.

http://evilbuttons.blogspot.com/
http://bobinsky.tumblr.com/
www.coraline.com

The tale of Desperate

2009-01-14T02:43:00.004-05:00

Sorry but in my personal opinion mice are only cute in two situations (depending if can think of two situations) 1. their in a cartoon, mickey, adorable, despereaux the brave lil mouse cute as a button. 2. well fuck plainly my mom had the ultimate rule when it came to outdoor critters. "i don't care what their doing as long as their outside, as soon as they step inside their creepin on MY domain. Thats when it's time to die" frankly my moms crazy so i usually didn't listen but THAT is a true statement. I found my first mouse (or two) in the apartment today and i'm just not a happy camper.

In case their was confusion (this is not a personal blog)

2009-01-13T05:03:00.003-05:00

Who doesn't look a good chorus right? yeah i'll stop one day. Anyhow Santogold has been working with Three 6 Mafia apparently and Project Pat to rework Shove It into a harder rougher track line which i'm actually in love with. The new name: Shuv It. I know, groundbreaking. Anyhow give it a listen and peep the free download.
Santogold featuring Three 6 Mafia and Project Pat 'Shuv It':

Santogold- Shuvit (ft. 3-6 Mafia)

Your never fully dressed without a smile (this is STILL not a personal blog)

2009-01-12T11:41:00.003-05:00

Apparently Annie said it best (the 1982 version not that 1999 shit). I recently found out I have sleep apnea which chiefly means that cause of some swollen knock of tonsil (adenoids) I’m not so silently choking during my sleep and waking up every 20 minutes, It’s just as much fun as it sounds don’t worry. The best part is I got to find this out by having doctors shove wires everywhere you can and can’t imagine on and in my body while I sleep. This lack of sleep has given me the personality of a pregnant rhino and I’m pretty sure my friends have noticed. At least now I have something to blame it on instead of people just assuming that I’m an asshole.

That’s just the prequel ladies and gentlemen because obviously that Annie reference doesn’t mean shit right now. I recently started my new job at Club Monaco and have already embarrassed myself the first day of work. Pardon me for thinking that the 9-3 shift at a clothing store meant 9 in the morning til 3 in the afternoon. Not only did I drag myself out of bed, shower and put on my new 500 dollar outfit at the crack of dawn, I’m only saying how much the outfit was because it was free for working their yes I was pretty happy at the beginning of the day, I biked all the way down there to find out I was supposed to work at night. The boss then make me feel retarded for not knowing my shift, I already felt retarded no help needed, and I found out I needed to buy dress shoes. I proceeded to mope about center city and essentially found nothing. This plus waking up early, plus anxiety over the new job, plus complete lack of sleep, and finally the thought that even though I’m going home to sleep till work I won’t be rested cause me to have a mini breakdown in the middle of the subway. I hate being that guy but damn, I’m on the verge of tears and the hobo next to me looks like he’s about to get preachy when I start cracking up laughing and heres the sole reason; I also get ridiculous bouts of energy at odd hours at night which keep me up. Last night around 3 in the morning I couldn’t sleep so I cleaned the kitchen per usual in my underwear singing songs from Annie the musical.

Which is when the lyrics “Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street of Saville Row It's what you wear from ear to ear And not from head to toe that matters” popped into my head causing me to burst in to fits of laughter knowing that I’m wearing the most expensive outfit I’ve worn in quite some time, pissed off about some stupid shoes all the while loathing that I’m the fag that needs to sing a musical to cheer me up. ugh. Thanks Annie you’re the only ginger I’ve ever loved.
~fuckmylife I’m going to bed
This is NOT a personal blog.

Your lady business means business

2009-01-10T03:31:00.003-05:00

But fa real our parts go through way too much for us. This cam could of been alot worse. Today lets give it up for our parts! (but not really) I know! this weekend take your parts out and about, pamper them, let them baaath in raw luxury! Fancy new undies? check! A fresh haircut? Check! In fact if you get bored, why not hit up those parts that don't get played with too often? Check! Check! If your really feeling ballsy (ooo bad pun) why not forget about wearing leggins or skinny jeans and go for some good ol sweats. Sure you'll look like crap, but your parts will be happy :)

Here's to you parts!

Oh i forgot tranni parts, you should really be nice to them today whatever they are/going to be cause ...they've been through alot for you.

Cindy Whitmarsh just kicked my ass

2009-01-09T19:38:00.008-05:00

New Years Resolutions Suck

The hangover from new years eve just lasts til the next day but the repecussions from bad decisions can last for months afterward. Yes there's of course that embarassing party picture thats all over the net. The cold sore from the nye makeoutfuckfest is also a pain in the ass. But there's one thing that blows all of that out of the water. New Years Resolutins, they make you feel incredibly guilty on new years, your clearly to innebriated to remember that your on your 2nd pack of cigs and working out is the last thing anyone wants to do after all the winter weight. So wtf?

Dear Cindy Whitmarsh
I hate you cause you ruin all my normal excuses for not working out.I love you because you come to my house. But don't get me wrong, our friendship is purely business related. You let me sweat my buns off in the family room and don't judge me when i can't do your punch punch turns ( i'm tired). You let me wear ridiculous outfits without even a raised eyebrow, or no clothes at all. You never make me go to the gym, cause it's cold as hell outside and you know i already don't wanna do this. You let me scream, yell, curse, and call you fat. Then you just smile continue working out and tell me how good i'll lookin my bathing suit this summer. Course, we just laugh and giggle like were the best of friends and keep on keepin on. Your the best but i'm exhausted, we've had our ups and downs but you just remind me of how out of shape i am. But its ok, i'll be back tomorrow cause we have such little time together for lets be real, your program only lasts 2 weeks.

Thanks sports tv on comcast.

Ninjasonik doesn't give a fuck

2009-01-09T14:50:00.000-05:00

Ninjasonik blew up everywhere, their videos are ridiculously funny, surreal, and wow i'm out of it. Their shows looks absolutely nuts and I just might bring a club if i ever go to one (echem get yo ass to philly) The boys are made up of a bunch of Brooklyn Bro's and don't think they came from no where they hang out with The Death Set, Matt & Kim, Ivian Girls, and the Vivian Girls and have no problem talking aka All Our Friends Are in Bands.

VIMBY - Ninjasonik

Their music videos are ridik and their twitter game is on blast. Can't tell you the amount of hours i've wasted. Here's their links. go stalk

www.twitter.com/ninjasonik
www.myspace.com/ninjasonik
www.ninjasonik.com

(this one's delicious)
Ninjasonik vs. The Count & Sinden - Hardcore Art School Girls
Ninjasonik - Negative Thinking Tight Pants [skemboo]
Ninjasonik - Art School girl [skemboo]

Finally someone who caters to MY attention

2009-01-09T08:31:00.000-05:00

5secondfilms shows exactly what i want. Humor. in 5 seconds. There's really no point in writing some big paragraph on a 5 second company. so i'm not. Here's a video and peep the link to watch the best of 2007.

Sarah has a few more words to say.

2009-01-08T16:17:00.002-05:00

"The mama grizzly rises up in me hearing things like that"

Sarah Palin's post election interview pretty much sums up all the little oops! of the campaign in 10 glorious minutes. Don't worry if you have a short attention span just go to 5secondfilms.com for your quick fix

So Apparently Coke Makes You Obnoxious.

2009-01-07T16:05:00.000-05:00

No shit, any of your roomates could of said you were obnoxious anytime after 4 in the morning. Frankly once my buzz wears off, its bedtime. period.

The geniuses of the world apparently came together, solved world hunger, cancer, aids, and acne (i care about acne research more then anything) and decided.."huh i wonder what would happen if we coked up a bunch of bees and had a little banger" So the lead scientist basically ran a small crime and drug ring pushing coke and booze on these poor little bees.
I basically find the entire premise for the experiment hilarious. For actual facts.
Read the article at Gawker

Short version: Coke makes you obnoxious, Drinking makes homo's hook up. no new news there.

All My Single Ladies Put Your Hands Up!

2009-01-07T07:44:00.006-05:00

Bitch of the week
Anne Coulter, Queen of the ~~banshees~~ Republicans has been screeching about the liberal media, her new book, B Hussein Obama, and anything else that can get her on tv recently. I love it. It's shameless, and she's clearly the biggest bitch on tv currently. Saw her butt on the tv today. Bitched out some poor anchor, good thing Matt lauer didn't take her shit.

Past interview. favorite quote "Um...i don't know what people are talking about"

Matt look out for her flying monkeys!

Also watch Matt Lauer seriously consider cunt punching her in THIS interview. obsessed.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Graffiti Report

2009-01-07T01:27:00.000-05:00

Graffiti Artist Above has a lil message for yall.

2009...BANG OR BUST??? from ABOVE on Vimeo.

Check out his site and Q&A for some helpful tips on getting around Europe. Fingers crossed for a bangin year.

Happy New Years

2009-01-06T00:43:00.005-05:00

Sorry i finally sobered up and realized i was about 6 days too late to wish you guys a happy new years. It happens. Anyhow just figured i'd let everyone know 09 is gonna get a lil weird. Why?

We have a Black President

Kids shows run by DJ's

Magazine's shutting down
(what? they are)
We lost some polies

Eartha Kitt had to get all dramatic on us and die at the last minute. Sniff..gonna miss being eeevil.

SO Happy Birthday World (but don't get crazy) I know your heading closer to your 2010's which can be a scary time, but don't end it or anything cause that'd be totally dram of you and come on. It's not like yours 2010's arn't gonna be wild too. We'll miss you nye glasses. :(

Why do all the good websites turn on at night?

2009-01-06T00:32:00.003-05:00

Wet Love

deep kissing and heat
dark rooms with hot damp pleasure
wet love and strange smells

watch out 08, 09's about to get a lil weird.

I feel like the only time i descover something truly fun is past 12 at the earliest. For instance today's dessert is artist Alli Good and her disgustingly delightful blog she's been putting together. Alot of her sketches with simple haikus underneath to give a sneak peak into that brain of hers. Peep the link.

Bombs of the new year

2009-01-04T14:48:00.003-05:00

So one of my new years resolutions was to be more positive although this will already fuck that up.

Thundercats the Movie, course they had to get Brad Pitt as Lion-o because this would of destroyed any fledgling actors careers in mere seconds. Brad Pitt of course will just look like a toolbag for a couple months. Note the entire preview they don't show anyones lower half. Obviously they're gonna make us pay to see Brad Pitt in a gay fur speedo.

Eco Fashion: light up umbrellow

2008-12-31T03:08:00.004-05:00

Designer Sang-Kyun Parkhas introduced a new umbrella which lights up. I know, could easily be thought of as tacky right? Well here's the twist, These umbrellas take a practical every day use to alternative technology by using the kinetic energy in raindrops to power the ligths inside of the umbrellas. Instead of having a childish light bright set up the soft white glow is actually very pretty. If that marketing technique didn't get you then there is the other aspect of the umbrella, saving lives on rainy days to make drivers more aware of pedestrians. I searched the internet for about 2.5 seconds looking to see if i could buy one...then decided to go to bed. topmen.com is having a 50% off sales some amazing clothes. that is all ;}

Via current.com.

Since the economy is in the toilet

2008-12-29T22:02:00.000-05:00

(lame joke patent pending)

It's the week after christmas so your probably looking for something to do with the piles of money you've got lying around. (lies) So why not spend invest it in the perfect Valentines day gift.
"So two months from now"
"I know right?"

You just try and find me something that goes better together.
Pee & Poo has opened an online store where you to can buy these oh so classy tees, along with toys.

And who wouldn't want their daughter snuggling up to a life size pillow of shit?

EMBARASSING

2008-12-28T03:31:00.000-05:00

I…I…I think I like the new All American Rejects album. At the least Gives you hell gets me going..ugh..please don’t tell anyone. Future research needed. (I hope i don't sing this at a party...shit!)

Gives you Hell

Bootleg Ass Hoes hoes hoes...

2008-12-27T17:21:00.000-05:00

Remember that post a lil bit ago? Nah you probably don't cause your friend just told you to check this blog out a couple minutes ago but thats ok. Check out about Lichtfaktor.

For the rest of you those boys is back, no longer doing single products their shit is everywhere. Commercials, music videos, hell parties if you got enough money. Anyhow their shit don't stank, and apparently it's catching on.

Light-Paint Piano Player from Ryan Cashman on Vimeo.

Cute right? Sometimes its the little things like aliens coming down to play for me that make life grand..sniff..

Knockoffs are universal, sometimes they can be just as cool as the original but then that bitch with the original shows up..and you remember how much better they are. Fuck them for being so much better ugh.

Forest from LICHTFAKTOR on Vimeo.

Creepin

2008-12-27T02:03:00.001-05:00

Love when i can just get with my bro's and trash talk about other ~~crews,teams~~, haters . Its fun goofin around. Sometimes it's not about the music. It's about havin fun.

Negative Thinking (about tight pants) ninjasonik

Universal Random Thoughts, Pictures, and Music

2008-12-26T22:40:00.005-05:00

This Picture really helped cheer me up Common's Universal Mind Control is fully fantastic cd
download E verywhere Common (my current favorite)

Here is a history of my day in Visa Commercial form
~~
Eating Nito Burrito w/ your friends $3.89
Buying a glow in the dark dildo for a friend $38.75
Asking the store clerk what would be the best strap on kit for my newly lesbian friends (and watching them shoot looks at you in embarrassment)...priceless.

Forgot. i was supposed to put this song :}
Reel Big Fish: She has a girlfriend now

Christmas came late

2008-12-26T01:33:00.003-05:00

Suck it up, let's be honest, most of us have been boozin it up with our families for most of the day and the internet has been the last thing on our minds (yeah right)anyhow you all know how i feel about most mashups (cough! Girl talk) but this raunchy debaucle, ignore that it means nothing, between Fleet Foxes and Beyonce Single Foxes (put a wood on it) is upbeat and has rustic feel to it despite the obvious beyonce in the background. Ch-ch-check it out yall.

ABX - Single Foxes (Put A Wood On It)

God bless The Hood Internet