A note on drunk attire

Ladies i know it's crazy, but seriously always bring a hair tie with you. No matter what. I recently realized that A. they can easily be concealed no matter what your wearing, around you arm, hell around your leg, even in your purse. But always bring one. My friend who shall not be named recently had a liiiitle too much to drink, and by that i mean she was pukey Mcpukester. Because of this and the fact that she did NOT have a hair tie, no matter how cute she looked before the "incident" i had the pleasure, no wait, the honor haha, to wipe the chunks out of her hair. Ladies. please do your friends a favor, ALWAYS have a hair tie it makes the friends lives, who have to hold your drunk head back, a lot easier. Nough said.