April Fools Day tomorrow

I'm too tired and grumpy to think of an April Fool's Day prank. I think i'll just be a dick tomorrow :}

In my notebook I write down all thoughts I think about when I'm wasted the next morning. I also have a section for reasons I just might possibly go to hell. Just to make whoevers job it is deciding a little easier. I shall now read an excerpt from the spring 09 semester:

"Hey Anne, what were the last two pizza's delivered to the Twin Towers?"

"Robert seriously shut the fuck up"

"Oh come on Anne, I promise it's worth it"

"Robert I'm dead serious shut the fuck up, you know my dad went to war"

"[long pause]two plains"

"your lucky thats really funny dickwad"

Happy April Fools Day!