Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ebony Bones and Beachballs


Ebony Bones is a perfectly aqwrd girl. Always over the top but never enough she takes performance to a new level. With outfits as dramatic and detailed as her singing her performances look more like amazonian tribal dances. Her new music video "Musik" just popped out recently and it doesn't disappoint.
"i heard she started with a blank myspace and just let the songs do the work"
"I heard her makes her own outfits"
"I heard she used over 30 directors for her new single"
"I heard she produces, sings, and remixes all her own music"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Aqwrd Products

Best thing about growing up an aqwrd kid is that your interests can span all sorts of things. Here at AqwrdMusings (yeah name change we just didn't tell anyone) we enjoy a good lame joke. The lamer the joke the more important it is the louder the laughter should appropriately be. So whats better then a pun right? Ruan Milborrow and Mark Nightingale made these cute pun cards for client Harvey Nichols.
using who knows what and local celebrities. Sorry celebrities but looks like kindergarten is starting all over again.

via http://www.mister-h.com/

Friday, April 17, 2009

Sometimes demented is just another word for quirky.

Kokomoo the illustrious illustration artist (nice right?) is almost too weird to touch. You heard it, somethings are just plain odd. Which is what I love about her. She baskes in weird, she takes long hot showers in wierd, sometimes when no one's looking she picks weird out her nose and eats it. Now peep her work. Notice the suttle vortex comign out of her stomach. What's that? swiring whale of a girl whale OUT OF the girls face? oooo aaahhh You can view all her work at http://kokomoo.blogbus.com/

Monday, April 13, 2009

Personally sleeping with someone is the worst.


You know how people seem pretty much perfect from the distance? The whole 10 yards hottie thing is true. Finding out flaws is suuch a turnoff for me. I mean, I have no idea if the man of my dreams clips his toenails on the carpet and I LIKE it that way. Boner killer: guys who have that boa constrictor personality when it comes to sleeping. A little cuddling is one thing, waking up with a death grip on my neck is another. Which is why Amanda Blanks new song has it all wrong. Luckily I can dance to it enough to not really care about sleeping.

Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Reasons why you shouldn't really buy anything at urban besides skinny jeans


I iz pissed at you! I, Senior Internez, don't like you urban outfitters. I seez the way you sneak around on the online and pass it off az yours. KNOCK IT OFF!

A. Just about every accessory or quirky knik knak can be found online. If you don't have enough time to look around online for things to raise your "maybe she does have a personality" level then maybe you should give up. J.Crew IS right across the street. Here i'll even be nice and show you the site most of their shit is bought from :



For instance suckuk is chockful of stupid stuff that will make your friends think your slightly more interesting. (except the terrorist tea pot. that just rules)
B. Just about any item thats not a basic piece comes from or is stolen off of a designer from Etsy. In case you have no idea what Etsy is i'll fill you. Don't tell anyone about how you just found it though cause just like "discovering" 6 month old music, your ignorance makes you look like a douche. Etsy is basically a website where most upstart artist handmake alot of clothes and goods for mad cheap. I fell in love with the owl messenger bag, see how his cute lil eyes judge you for not knowing about him. adorable: www.etsy.com

C. Quality, I mean that real shit, those limited mind blowing toys or shoes that somehow collaborate with Urban can all be found here www.wejetset.com I sadly won't act like i can afford any of it sigh...oops! the arkitip krink laptop sleeve just made me cream. time to change my pants.


These are the basics guys, it doesn't come even close to covering all you can find. If you find any other sites that fit into this category comment and let me know! Sorry for Senior Internez's ranting, sorry for insulting you guys. I think we all learned a lesson here.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools Day tomorrow

I'm too tired and grumpy to think of an April Fool's Day prank. I think i'll just be a dick tomorrow :}
In my notebook I write down all thoughts I think about when I'm wasted the next morning. I also have a section for reasons I just might possibly go to hell. Just to make whoevers job it is deciding a little easier. I shall now read an excerpt from the spring 09 semester:
"Hey Anne, what were the last two pizza's delivered to the Twin Towers?"
"Robert seriously shut the fuck up"
"Oh come on Anne, I promise it's worth it"
"Robert I'm dead serious shut the fuck up, you know my dad went to war"
"[long pause]two plains"
"your lucky thats really funny dickwad"
Happy April Fools Day!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Pre-op trannies and belladonna acid trips

215 Magazine's new style section is up, these features keep getting better and better! Models might love cake, but force feeding for beauty? damn.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's like I'm saaailling on sunshine

It just poured right into my room through Tahiti Boy & the Palmtree family. This video might of just about made my day.
Anyone else glad its finally freakin warm outside? Gonna go jam to THAT little number and play mario bros in the park. (someone needs a job)
enjoy this para one remix

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

FTC PRODCUTION




The boys at FTC (Fishtown Collective) just put up new photo's of set production. Go check it out.
http://fishtowncollective.blogspot.com/
(shameless photo that shouldn't be up)

Monday, March 2, 2009

I WANT IT




GAAAH! posted up these mindfuckingly gorgeous sweaters, who knew a sweater could do that right? Shobo Shobo is the lil frenchie designer who makes em and I'm pretty sure their working with H&M so expect to see some knock off near you. Grab em fast. Actually don't. tell me when you see them and let me grab em fast.


Sigh...apparently they might only be appearing at NYC H&M WEEKEND TRIP!