Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live

~Dorothy Parker

I spent this friday night watching Girl Interrupted.

It was the best use of a Friday night I've had in a long time.

I don't believe I drank a drop of alcohol tonight.