Wes Anderson is one Sly Fox

It's hard to meet a more agreeable director. He seems to be a man who is always two steps ahead of his time. I'd say way ahead of his time except that usually entails a man whose films are appreciated AFTER his death while he for some reason seems to release films right at the perfect profit point. Hmmmm What direction are you taking us in now Mr. Wes?

GQ interviews Bruno

GQ interview with Bruno "man of the decade" and Australian Fashion photographer on style, class, and how to stay on top

Just imagine how many people worked soley
for this mans naked football induced photo shoot

I hope one day I'm funny enough to have an entire football team (they have to be real, no actors) paid solely for my balls to uncomfortably be displayed in their faces.

Hey, Brüno, I recently started collecting unemployment. Any style tips for someone on a tight budget?
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is
still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.

MOVIE COMES OUT 7/10/2009
(here is the only youtube video i could find)

Anyone Else Pumped for Coraline?

The makers behind the film adaptation of Coraline have their game on wrap. The book is a fantasy horror story that can only be described as delightfully cruel. Neil Gaiman is about to make a fortune. The marketing department must be getting paid an arm and an...eye or two...for all their doing. The website is full of dark animation with hours of in depth bonus's and has already been on tons of creative advertisign websites for their ingenuity. Check out the Mr. Bobinksy's Circus to see things a mustache should never do on a childrens sight.

Then these custom handcrafted boxes started appearing everywhere, and not just to anyone, to bloggers all over the world. Adorable, creepy, detailed, and most of all expensive. I'm thoroughly pumped to see the movie. It's the closest thing to getting that mysterious appeal that the Nightmare before christmas has. Here are other websites dedicated to the movie and a preview with the director.


http://evilbuttons.blogspot.com/
http://bobinsky.tumblr.com/
www.coraline.com

Bombs of the new year

So one of my new years resolutions was to be more positive although this will already fuck that up.

Thundercats the Movie, course they had to get Brad Pitt as Lion-o because this would of destroyed any fledgling actors careers in mere seconds. Brad Pitt of course will just look like a toolbag for a couple months. Note the entire preview they don't show anyones lower half. Obviously they're gonna make us pay to see Brad Pitt in a gay fur speedo.

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live

~Dorothy Parker

I spent this friday night watching Girl Interrupted.

It was the best use of a Friday night I've had in a long time.

I don't believe I drank a drop of alcohol tonight.