J is for James

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

I is for Ida

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

H is for Hector

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

F is for Fanny

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech

E is for Earnest

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

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D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

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C is for Clara who wasted away.