F is for Fanny

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech

E is for Earnest

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

Gashlycrumb Tinies

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

Gashlycrumb Tinies

C is for Clara who wasted away.

ABC Family's Christmas movies can kiss my ass

B is for Basil assaulted by bears.

Gather round kids

Holiday posts annoy me so i figure this is a great way to build up towards Christmas.
This is what my Grandchildren will hear years from now...

"Shut up children. I'm not reading you a fucking Christmas Carol so you may as well stop whining. The Tele is out (yeah i wanna have a british accent when i'm older) so i'm just gonna read you this old Edward Gorey book every day up to Christmas before bed. No your mom said she'd be back late, don't wait up. Oh and Basil, I wouldn't go out in the woods tomorrow."

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.