In Japan they've decided to take the obnoxious error messages that flicker before our lives end and the comp dies and turn them into even more obnoxious haiku's.
Personally i'll be pissed if this trend reaches America. I don't want universital wisdom from my comp. I already feel like it smirks at me while i look up porn.
My personal Favorite.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.