Thursday, April 30, 2009

My obsession continues

Where was THAT personality on rupauls drag race?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


To balance out last posts serious message here is a video of Rupaul doing a perfume commercial for your viewing pleasure. enjoy. whooooooreee for todays black hooker

look how far she's come

Monday, April 27, 2009

On a serious note

"We(me) here at aqwrdmusings want to take time out of our serious programming to take a look at the serious social issues concerning all of us as citizens" The more you know!
Earlier today i twatted all over the place. It was indeed gross, but not for the reasons your thinking of, the video "everyone's talking about" of south philly cops aggressively arresting and abusing artists and fans coming out of the TLA show last night has been twittered, blogged and discussed all day after it's original posting on the internet.

I'm not going to go into full detal because it's pretty been covered through the artists page and other blogs.
The Bamboozle Road Show(April 26 Philly): Bands, Batons, & Blood

There are two points that I wanted to bring up, the first is a simple question of how long is it going to take till actions by the philadelphia police are no longer tolerated? How long is it going to be till "our generation" starts caring enough about the world around us to do something? (hypocritically as i sit eating ice cream on my laptop)

I'm not saying that this incident is that important in the long run, especially compared to other much more poignant incidents by the police but it IS another incident of the ongoing abuse of police power in the city.

The second ( this is a long one) reason i'm bring this up is the fact that by reading the forums i'm even more shocked at how surprised many people are by this footage. People, this happens alot more often then you think. Unfortunately for most black people living in the poorer areas in this city police brutality is a much more real threat then for most of us. The city has had a long history of political corruption and overly aggressive views on policing set up by mayor Frank Rizzo. From the m.o.v.e. bombing to red summer to um..LESS THAN A YEAR AGO "may of overstepped their authority"!?? situations like this are no rarity in the city. It seems almost everyone has a horror story of bigotry and racism from all demographics of the city.

I am curious to see if history will repeat itself. Like many stories during the civil rights movement will harsher punishments be dealt to the officers who barely beat white civilians then those who beat up these African American men earlier this year? Will this be the straw that finally breaks the cities back on their leniancy with the Philadelphia police? probably not.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Satan's single right?

Lame HRO gimmik Satan's Single Right?

Do yall think Satan has a girlfriend? Wonder if he's a committed relationship type of guy? I feel he's looking to "settle down" soon but can't find the right girl/guy/demon ya know? Wonder if he wants kids?
Do you think he's a "cool dad?" Feel like he'd be the kind of guy to let his kids drink in the basement, I mean, he's Satan, whose gonna call him out?

I think satan's just misunderstood ya know? Just a powerful alt-bro looking for good times
Brazilian Girls - "Good Time" (Diplo Remix)

Probably feels like he "doesn't belong" here. Just trying to find his way.

Some time's I wonder if him and the Jeeezz are "frenemies" feel like they probably run in the same social circle right?
It's hard living the ultimate alternative lifestyle. Feel bad for the big guy.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ebony Bones and Beachballs

Ebony Bones is a perfectly aqwrd girl. Always over the top but never enough she takes performance to a new level. With outfits as dramatic and detailed as her singing her performances look more like amazonian tribal dances. Her new music video "Musik" just popped out recently and it doesn't disappoint.
"i heard she started with a blank myspace and just let the songs do the work"
"I heard her makes her own outfits"
"I heard she used over 30 directors for her new single"
"I heard she produces, sings, and remixes all her own music"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Aqwrd Products

Best thing about growing up an aqwrd kid is that your interests can span all sorts of things. Here at AqwrdMusings (yeah name change we just didn't tell anyone) we enjoy a good lame joke. The lamer the joke the more important it is the louder the laughter should appropriately be. So whats better then a pun right? Ruan Milborrow and Mark Nightingale made these cute pun cards for client Harvey Nichols.
using who knows what and local celebrities. Sorry celebrities but looks like kindergarten is starting all over again.


Friday, April 17, 2009

Sometimes demented is just another word for quirky.

Kokomoo the illustrious illustration artist (nice right?) is almost too weird to touch. You heard it, somethings are just plain odd. Which is what I love about her. She baskes in weird, she takes long hot showers in wierd, sometimes when no one's looking she picks weird out her nose and eats it. Now peep her work. Notice the suttle vortex comign out of her stomach. What's that? swiring whale of a girl whale OUT OF the girls face? oooo aaahhh You can view all her work at

Monday, April 13, 2009

Personally sleeping with someone is the worst.

You know how people seem pretty much perfect from the distance? The whole 10 yards hottie thing is true. Finding out flaws is suuch a turnoff for me. I mean, I have no idea if the man of my dreams clips his toenails on the carpet and I LIKE it that way. Boner killer: guys who have that boa constrictor personality when it comes to sleeping. A little cuddling is one thing, waking up with a death grip on my neck is another. Which is why Amanda Blanks new song has it all wrong. Luckily I can dance to it enough to not really care about sleeping.

Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Reasons why you shouldn't really buy anything at urban besides skinny jeans

I iz pissed at you! I, Senior Internez, don't like you urban outfitters. I seez the way you sneak around on the online and pass it off az yours. KNOCK IT OFF!

A. Just about every accessory or quirky knik knak can be found online. If you don't have enough time to look around online for things to raise your "maybe she does have a personality" level then maybe you should give up. J.Crew IS right across the street. Here i'll even be nice and show you the site most of their shit is bought from :

For instance suckuk is chockful of stupid stuff that will make your friends think your slightly more interesting. (except the terrorist tea pot. that just rules)
B. Just about any item thats not a basic piece comes from or is stolen off of a designer from Etsy. In case you have no idea what Etsy is i'll fill you. Don't tell anyone about how you just found it though cause just like "discovering" 6 month old music, your ignorance makes you look like a douche. Etsy is basically a website where most upstart artist handmake alot of clothes and goods for mad cheap. I fell in love with the owl messenger bag, see how his cute lil eyes judge you for not knowing about him. adorable:

C. Quality, I mean that real shit, those limited mind blowing toys or shoes that somehow collaborate with Urban can all be found here I sadly won't act like i can afford any of it sigh...oops! the arkitip krink laptop sleeve just made me cream. time to change my pants.

These are the basics guys, it doesn't come even close to covering all you can find. If you find any other sites that fit into this category comment and let me know! Sorry for Senior Internez's ranting, sorry for insulting you guys. I think we all learned a lesson here.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools Day tomorrow

I'm too tired and grumpy to think of an April Fool's Day prank. I think i'll just be a dick tomorrow :}
In my notebook I write down all thoughts I think about when I'm wasted the next morning. I also have a section for reasons I just might possibly go to hell. Just to make whoevers job it is deciding a little easier. I shall now read an excerpt from the spring 09 semester:
"Hey Anne, what were the last two pizza's delivered to the Twin Towers?"
"Robert seriously shut the fuck up"
"Oh come on Anne, I promise it's worth it"
"Robert I'm dead serious shut the fuck up, you know my dad went to war"
"[long pause]two plains"
"your lucky thats really funny dickwad"
Happy April Fools Day!