Thursday, June 25, 2009

Jessica and Hunter

Crack me up for realziesss, Jessica and Hunter are the personification of ever over tanned, over labeled person in LA. Also their new video is up and its hilarious. Easily made my day. In other news I can finally eat real food after recovering from so long and can't wait to be back in Philly.

My fav.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Save the pretty art for the Galleries. I want John Isaacs in MY room.

British born artist and creator does things with plastic god himself refused to create. I think for good reason, if we saw some of these creatures walking around I think people would carry around vomit buckets.Not to say that they're not still a work of art, because they are. I'm sure theres a lengthy process to come up with these images which includes Tim Burton films and lsd but he seems to keep it pretty secret. Here are a sampling of his works from the past couple years galleries. He uses graphic imagery to drive home power points across several different mediums blah blah blah dude did you see the gallery of the severed hand? Crazy.
The bio on his website gives a small insight into his dark reality, its nice to see what a cynic really dreams about.
Isaacs’ work seems to suggest that if you scratch at the surface of conventional reality, then a repressed can of worms – a world of ugly and uncomfortable truth – lies just below the thin plastic exterior of our pre-packed modern sanitised world.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Perez Hilton finally goes too far.

Sure every's pissed off about Perez de-glorifying Milk writer Dustin Lance Black,but looks like he finally stepped to far by purposefully calling Black Eyed Peas frontman, Will.I.Am, a fag.

After some crocker like dramatics, he shoots to's video of the situation. All this and the only thing I really noticed was...anybody else notice Perez's receding hair line?

UPDATE: Looks like Perez won't get away with the same ol shit ever since his "Miss California" ordeal. Gay-rights groups are looking for a public apology for using fag as "the worst thing you could call a thug" I mean its not exactly helping the cause now is it? Heres the release.

Happy Fathers Day (via jez)

From the King of Dads, pudding pops excluded
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Sunday, June 21, 2009

"Hipster" joins army

Is legit the title of a Huffington Post article about an underground journalist and photographer who joined the marines just for the ultimate ironicosity of joining. The article is filled with mildly racist douchey quotes of his opinions on the other soldiers, the war, and why he joined. Skim and judge at your leisure.

Hipster Joins Marines, Wins Purple Heart In Ultimate Act Of Irony

Cohen noted that it was at this point he realized that while he had "really dug" the "protest scene" back "in the beginning" when American military operations in Iraq began in 2003, rallies had since become overcrowded, and opposition to the war had been absorbed into the mainstream. "The war had become totally passé."

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Pot Psychology "How do gay men feel about vaginas, are they completely immune or just disgusted?"

As always highlite of my day was watching two completely baked strangers answer questions like "How does prison rape work?" or "When pregnant women swallow cum, is the baby digesting the cum too?" Thank god they finally got a twitter enjoy

How Do Gay Men Feel About Vaginas? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Betty Boop Really was a whore

Having an unlimited amount of free time this past week, and upcoming week, have given me time to find an odd assortment of odd things on the internet. I think i'll post the highlite of the days searching, or whatever is easiest to post, every night.

First off, who knew there was an entire site that hosts old cartoons. Betty Boop really was a city whore. Luv her. Check her out at

Normally they'll only be one but I can't NOT post this up.

Conservative nyc radio host Jay Mundy recently decided to take a trip to Williamsburg because he heard a rumor it was a bit..echem..left. Spoiler alert "weirdos" apparently live there. I don't know how someone could be so controversially offensive without trying but here it is,while i'm subscribing..

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

GQ interviews Bruno

GQ interview with Bruno "man of the decade" and Australian Fashion photographer on style, class, and how to stay on top

Just imagine how many people worked soley
for this mans naked football induced photo shoot

I hope one day I'm funny enough to have an entire football team (they have to be real, no actors) paid solely for my balls to uncomfortably be displayed in their faces.

Hey, Brüno, I recently started collecting unemployment. Any style tips for someone on a tight budget?
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is
still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.

(here is the only youtube video i could find)

Monday, June 15, 2009

Ronald Kurniawan has advertising in his blood

Ronald Kurniawan is getting some serious bills paid. Why do i know this? Just take a look at his website, if you've ever wondered who is the creative mind behind that new citywide campaign, party, or megacorps marketing campaign (and has enough neon paint to light up the moon) you should probably check out Ronald Kurniawan. Known for his previous work for an air cleaner and beautiful "day of the dead" posters he know buddies up with Folgers coffee to ban Z's everywhere. Adorable and dark Ronald Kurniawan is an artist who can really channel his talent.

If i could sit down to lunch with one person...

For some reason every time my friends and I go into an awkward drinking situation we always try and outdo each other with who can completely harness drinking conversations to their whim. He usually starts out a conversation revolving around "if you could have lunch with one person who would it be" somewhat entertaining with the usual boredoms and shocks of eating with rupaul or watching tv with tina fey. (The only reason i'm posting is to put up this video) Personally I think eating, drinking, or doing anything with Danny Devito would be gold.

Eventually I try and take over the conversation and it somehow leads to whats the most absurd thing we can have a sane conversation about. Last time; "If you had to dedicate your life to exterminating one animal what would it be?"