Tuesday, April 29, 2008


In Japan they've decided to take the obnoxious error messages that flicker before our lives end and the comp dies and turn them into even more obnoxious haiku's.

Personally i'll be pissed if this trend reaches America. I don't want universital wisdom from my comp. I already feel like it smirks at me while i look up porn.

My personal Favorite.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

More here.

"Cause knowledge is power"


Bilf- a noun. refering to a boyfriend you'd like to fuck but will never, ever be able to cause its your girls territory and she'd kill you if she found out you made out with him during that last Christmas party.


Sunday, April 27, 2008

Tis Black Magic I tells ya!

Noun. Definition-Someone who takes pictures on myspace/facebook so they look really attractive. Unfortunately when you meet up with them they look nothing like their pictures, The right angle and good lighting is much more powerful then any magic I know of.

Best defense. Don't apologize, run away screaming "tis a witch! tis a witch!" She knew exactly what she was doing.

Best offense. When drunkenly finding someone the next day after a party (see THAT GIRL for how to find someone after a drunken hookup. ) make sure to look at pictures their friends uploaded instead of the few carefully picked out profile pics she did.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Cheap Cheeps!!

Whats every fashionista or fashionisto (mech! i don't like that word) want in a new piece of clothing/accesory/item. Heres a scale for judging each item your wearing right now.

3pts for being cheap (cause let's face it we'ze broke!)
2 pt for being trendy, cause lets be real jean overalls were once trendy ( i know their supposed to come back i don't wanna talk about it)
3 pts if no one else has it, cause everyone hates that b!tch Sandy who buys the exact same thing two day's later. (you lie to her! never tell her wear you got it!)
1 pt if its foreign (see above, even Sandy isn't going to India for that shit)
*1 bonus pt* if it's from a thrift store, cause Hellz who doesn't like a good find.
Talley your score up, trust me if its not a solid 10 don't be worried, although my pants were a 9, my shirt was a 4, don't judge! it's early in the morning and i'm in college. Anyhow do not fear! fashionspace is here!

Is a website for everyone from designers, to marketers, to people whose closets spill out the room and into the hallway and piss's off their roomates.(echem)
It's wear alot of new designers go and and publish their stuff for sale before they hit it big. So it's basically a ton of really cheap, cool shit that won't cost alot.
Just watch out cause alot of the clothes are priced in Euros and you have to add shipping.
I have found this cute jewelry store calledSo go out and shop!