Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Probably the funniest advertising in 2009

Procter & Gamble Instructs You How to Shave Your Balls

Procter & Gamble Instructs users how to SHAVE THEIR BALLS in the new add their running. Why the chose blue balls i'll never know.

Wow even the cartoon seems like a douch post-shave (finger point) "Heeeyyy laddieeess"

Monday, May 25, 2009

Jezebel vs. Mr. Cockbib

Heated debate between Jezebelians and Mr. Cockbib got me laughin. First off they don't even attack the dis functionality it holds from the males standpoint. What palty peeen is this guy packing where the cockbib is making cleanup easier? The only thing more ridiculous to look at then a hard on with this wrapped around like a cheap hotel doorknocker is the image of, ugh, a sickly looking post-beej softie. It'd look like a warm put on a ghetto superman costume w/cape. I think actually wearing this out (what, are you gonna slip this on right before a girl goes down?) would prevent your balls from getting messy just due to the lack of poon your ever gonna get.

Good luck, and may god have mercy on your balls.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Vacant: The closest Philly is ever getting to TopShop

Let's be honest, Philly has the music scene on wrap. Without bragging this city has turned some heads and it's usually cause of what's coming out of the 215 (see Elevator Fight post).

Luckily word is we're getting a VACANT STORE possibly as soon as June. If you don't know what Vacant is here's the basics.
They move into a random location in a city.
Open shop without really telling everyone.
Think sample sale of exclusive shoes, tshirts, clothes, and possibly art on the cheap.
Everyone get super hyped and they immediately close down shop about 2 months later.
Everyone cry and wail and search for the next one
So. This is why everyone needs to keep a look out cause the quicker it's found the more time we have. An American Apparel sell in Philly will make ya fight your friends.
In the meantime check out their Philly site or follow them at pr3ttyvacant on twitter. I don't know who runs their shit but it's pretty good. For instance, did you guys know Lily had a straight to hell cover?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Elevator Fight

Cooked in Philadelphia's own kitchen, the studio, the boys (and girl) of Elevator fight have gotten some serious blessings. Check them out at and check back every other week for an update written by me and Gifty.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dessert for one?

Quick! Party guest's are coming over tonight and you've got nothing to serve them? Sure you could spend all day sweating it in the kitchen but lets be real, you'd rather j/o and there's a six hour NEXT marathon going on today. How about combining cooking with your particularly spunky laziness?

Can't get enough penile centered news? Check out for more stimulating recipes.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Guess whats coming?

Roots picnic people. It's gonna be glorious and you me and the world is gonna be there.
Oh and did I mention is giving away free tickets? Click here to find out how easy it is to win. (What? It's not like i'm promoting or anything?)

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Fishtown's Finest

Scrapple tv sits down and chats with fishtown's finest on album reviews. Watch regularly and check out their latest episode where they review bat for lashes and eminem.

I think this might actually be where i get new music from now on. Seriously, there is something to having an older generation review "our generations" music. Not caught in the hype they completely dis animal collective. and i loved it.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

POST-it notes

Been a little busy. Here's a little recap. On a little note.

Fishtown Collective opening night. The one party ya didn't know that ya should of.

Tons of bands
The perfect summer kick offSome amazing bandsAll with a couple of our closest fans.

Like I said, busy and it just gets better.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

A letter to my favorite season

Dear Summer:

I love you, seriously, that whole flippy thing you've been doing with your hair recently, it works. You always get me out of the apartment and your judgemental rays made all of my friends start working out at once. I know your jealous sometimes because I occasionally flirt with spring and I'M SORRY but you really do take the cake, besides, spring is fleeting and I can't keep up with her constant mood swings. That's why i promise to commit the next couple of months to you.

Always yours,
AqwrdmusingsLet's kick this summer off in style with some silk city action this 13th. Of course don't forget that May 9th is slowly approaching and the boys at Fishtown Collective are working hard for a real shit show.

Seacrest Out

The Hipster Grifter rises again in her internet fame. This time to dispel the rumors and bitch about paychecks. I love her.

Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.

The weird ass mickey mouse titties are probably the most interesting part of the video.

I <3 beard tattoos