this is why i love the internet

~~~Dolphinsex.org took human dolphin love so seriously. It had frequently asked questions, and the guy who wrote it was an expert. He had loved dolphins since age twelve. The best thing about dolphinsex.org was that this was not a joke. Also, this guy was not in it for profit. This was a dot org. He put his time and energy up there just to benefit all the curious potential dolphin lovers out there. He did it for love of the game, and in today’s world, that’s a true rarity.

Well, I went to dolphinsex.org and it was gone. It had been replaced by a bunch of porn links. Surprising, I know. Such a wholesome and universally beneficial site was replaced by a bunch of smut.~~

A fan and his sorrowful lament at then end of a site..

Probably the funniest advertising in 2009

Procter & Gamble Instructs You How to Shave Your Balls

Procter & Gamble Instructs users how to SHAVE THEIR BALLS in the new add their running. Why the chose blue balls i'll never know.

Wow even the cartoon seems like a douch post-shave (finger point) "Heeeyyy laddieeess"

Seacrest Out

The Hipster Grifter rises again in her internet fame. This time to dispel the rumors and bitch about paychecks. I love her.

Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.

The weird ass mickey mouse titties are probably the most interesting part of the video.

I <3 beard tattoos

Reasons why you shouldn't really buy anything at urban besides skinny jeans

I iz pissed at you! I, Senior Internez, don't like you urban outfitters. I seez the way you sneak around on the online and pass it off az yours. KNOCK IT OFF!

A. Just about every accessory or quirky knik knak can be found online. If you don't have enough time to look around online for things to raise your "maybe she does have a personality" level then maybe you should give up. J.Crew IS right across the street. Here i'll even be nice and show you the site most of their shit is bought from :



For instance suckuk is chockful of stupid stuff that will make your friends think your slightly more interesting. (except the terrorist tea pot. that just rules)
B. Just about any item thats not a basic piece comes from or is stolen off of a designer from Etsy. In case you have no idea what Etsy is i'll fill you. Don't tell anyone about how you just found it though cause just like "discovering" 6 month old music, your ignorance makes you look like a douche. Etsy is basically a website where most upstart artist handmake alot of clothes and goods for mad cheap. I fell in love with the owl messenger bag, see how his cute lil eyes judge you for not knowing about him. adorable: www.etsy.com

C. Quality, I mean that real shit, those limited mind blowing toys or shoes that somehow collaborate with Urban can all be found here www.wejetset.com I sadly won't act like i can afford any of it sigh...oops! the arkitip krink laptop sleeve just made me cream. time to change my pants.


These are the basics guys, it doesn't come even close to covering all you can find. If you find any other sites that fit into this category comment and let me know! Sorry for Senior Internez's ranting, sorry for insulting you guys. I think we all learned a lesson here.

Oh. I'm in love.

Cursebird is a website that constantly updates on how much people are swearing on twitter and the perecent of each curse. Glooorrriiiious!! You can also look up your friends on the site and see every time they swear and how often. Pure gold. Check it out at cursebird.comhttp://www.blogger.com/www.cursebird.com

heh hehaww thats...slightly less funny

Adventure w/ Mr. Chi-City

Stay tuned for more episodes.

Since the economy is in the toilet

(lame joke patent pending)

It's the week after christmas so your probably looking for something to do with the piles of money you've got lying around. (lies) So why not spend invest it in the perfect Valentines day gift.
"So two months from now"
"I know right?"

You just try and find me something that goes better together.
Pee & Poo has opened an online store where you to can buy these oh so classy tees, along with toys.

And who wouldn't want their daughter snuggling up to a life size pillow of shit?

What Do You Get When You Mash-Up Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony, Soulwax, A Funky Santa, And Those Lights That Change Colors At The Ice Capades?

Well it's 10x better then anything your Aunt Penny got you and doesn't involed those grose powdered wigs. Sip on some nog and enjoy.


TreeWaxHD from klipcollective on Vimeo.


via Klip Collective a Philly based light and art installation company. Frankly they beat the shit out of my dads christmas lights and i feel bad for whoevers neighbors with them. Check their installation out at The InterContinental Hotel

J is for James

J is for James who took lye by mistake.

I is for Ida

I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.

H is for Hector

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

G is for George

G is for George smothered under a rug.

Pot Psychology

"You can't have seamen lying around"

I love their show although i usually only watch it about once a month. Pot psychology is basically...two potheads giving advice. wow. How many of you have come up with the idea to tape yourselves fucked up and give advice out. You probably don't remember but you've done it alot. stupid pot head. They answer questions such as "do abortions hurt" or "how do i prevent queefing during sex" Send in your questions to potpsych@jezebel.com.


How Can I Prevent Queefing During Sex? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.
It's not exactly an original idea, the only difference if their shit gets published on Jezebel.com so everyday thousands of readers get to watch two people toke up and give orders. Check it out.

F is for Fanny

F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech

E is for Earnest

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.

Gashlycrumb Tinies

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.

LOLZ (an obnoxioux phrase)

Juxtaposition of mainstream Disney culture and the apex of alt celebridiumIsn't life funny? It's amazing what kind of street cred a girlfriend can get you huh?

Gather round kids

Holiday posts annoy me so i figure this is a great way to build up towards Christmas.
This is what my Grandchildren will hear years from now...

"Shut up children. I'm not reading you a fucking Christmas Carol so you may as well stop whining. The Tele is out (yeah i wanna have a british accent when i'm older) so i'm just gonna read you this old Edward Gorey book every day up to Christmas before bed. No your mom said she'd be back late, don't wait up. Oh and Basil, I wouldn't go out in the woods tomorrow."

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.