Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Bom! bada bom bom....

Nardwuar. This guy is a genius. we could all learn a thing about some seriusly advanced interviewing skills from this guy. Here's a quick post of Nardwuar..FLOOORING Pharrel, it's soo funny at first pharrel is just like, who the hell is this joker..then..some serious respect. check it out

This is just one of many many impressive interviews i'm also going to include the one for Vampire weekend.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008


Ok people, we all got the memo. American Apparel is officially dead. Nothing like a Disney Channel reject promoting a brand to make every hipster from Montana to Main strip their Apparel and don a muted 90's tone. Finally we can all sleep well knowing the '80's, along with Heidi Montag's singing career, is slowly coming to a close.

Friday, August 22, 2008

I have two daddies (an awkward awkward bring your dad to school day)

So here's a Q. When Gay parents have kids, and the kid yells for dad who runs? Is there some sort of gay lingo that the family uses to differentiate between daddy#1 and daddy #2? or do the kids just say dad and uncle jerry?
Or does the one that takes it called mom?

Thoughts on my mind.... Classic American family with adopted Asian below.
Someone looks a little pissy.
Do you think he's pondering who to disappoint when bring your father to school comes up?
You think walking in on YOUR parents having sex was bad.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Fake blood


Fake blood are the dj's you think you've never heard till you hear someone talk about them and about then you check your little white mac book pro in white cause it reflects your artistic nature and individuality right? and check. yeah. every fifth song is probably remixed by fake blood cause they rock. in the modern sense if you don't find them on your library stop listening to girl talk and taking picture in American apparel. you suck.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Music Bomb!

New Thunderheist Music Video/Song just dropped. The bitch is bomb.
It's called Little Booty Girl.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I have less business sense then a hobo.

Normally i hate the blog that chatter on about their mundane lives. But....I've come to the conclusion that I can no longer party in, around, or in a 6 block radius. Last week i didn't think it was a problem see -diplo concert-drunk-hungry-checkers-hobo's distracting cops by rapping-stolen hobo bike.

But tonight, i actually was screwed over by a hobo. I bartered with a hobo, at Checkers no less, a quarter for a subway token=$1.85. Although a subway token can't buy me a medium fry at checkers, the extra quarter i needed on the other hand. did. This transaction occurred all while Linden is just straight up chillin, and she was chillin, with a pick ax in her hand. damn.I'm also a business major. i'm screwed.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live
~Dorothy Parker
I spent this friday night watching Girl Interrupted.
It was the best use of a Friday night I've had in a long time.

I don't believe I drank a drop of alcohol tonight.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Oh lily

Dear Lily Allen:

Please don't tell me your going the way of Amy Wino. Now, you know i love you and you sang such hits as Everythings Just wonderful. Now your tits are all over for all of us to see? Oh yeah, i love your tits.. never mind..keep on keepin on.

Londons Finest

Tuesday, August 5, 2008


So. i hate So you think you can dance. But this homo just made me laugh out loud. Yeah the little whining judge is right. This dude, oh i'm sorry, BETTY WALLACE, brings the humor, back to the proud tradition that is. tranni. He's totally making fun of the entire show.

Monday, August 4, 2008


You heard my rant and bitch on the earlier post Lets talk Media well here's the commercial. ugh.

Fuck my life

So. its 4 in the morning. just got back from the diplo concert. i just got back from the diplo concert at the collaseum ( i can't spell) drunk. i just stole a road bike from checkers. 5 feet away from policemen who were listening to a hobo rap. after accidently covering myself in salsa i'm in the kitchen in my underpants. eating salsa and nachos....and smoking a cig...fuck my life.

~~~~So to the readers. You obviously will find this post boring. cause i know you. your cool. you read you keep up with the hottest trends. you go to coffee shops and smoke cigs. you complain about the gov't but don't really give a fuck. This post is boring. old news. lame. but thats cause your already in the know. But do your friends a favor. before he becomes the next artist of the week. ugh. Tell your damn friends about chromeo. Its sad really. Tell the high school girls. who say they always loved m.i.a. before the "pineapple express"commercial ( yeah i was pissed when i saw that too) But have no idea about who he is. just tell em. burn the fucking cd and tell em whats up. i don't need to say anymore except look em up.


fine.. heres the mp3's

Seriously. chromeo inventers extrordinare.

Don't be an idiot. atleast download these ***

Momma's Boy ***

Needy Girl

Fancy footwork ***

Bonafied Lovin

Rage ***

Woman Friend

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Anyone Broke and Wanna go on a Cheap Trip to Barcelona? France?

Yeah, well so would I Tough Titties. The only thing close enough I can afford is checking out the Website Mole Skin City. It's a search engine of pictures and blogs that take viewers through a tour of stunning cities and an extensive look at the local scene. I was recently checking out the blog for Barcelona and the pictures say the least...dazzling. Check it out yourself.

Here's a pic or two from the Barcelona Blog.

Next time planning your next vaca. check the website first on where to go. what to do.