Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Target opens up first pop-up store in previously untapped urban environments to increase brand awareness. (via adage.com)
In a nutshell
- "Same-store sales slid 1.5% in November, the seventh-consecutive month of same-store sales declines for the discounter"
- Offering fast-food style ordering
- Largest corporate use of twitter to drop hints of the location of over 1400 over-sized gift tags (gift tags=$10-$500 off.
- Offering around 50 most popular gifts for quick and easy shopping.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Its amazing how long it took from conception to feature length film. No sarcasm or witty comment here, just plain kudos.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Don't worry, crazed theorists their not, these boys do some serious investigating and have wrote articles on everything you did, and didn't, want to know. I have a rough, if any, idea on what the hell happened to the economy and within 15 minutes I feel like a pro. I know this sounds like an advertisement but i'm such a loyal fan I can't help it. It's 15 minutes of unusual in what can sometimes be a very typical day.
STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW PODCAST ON HOWSTUFFWORKS.COM
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Fashion world be praised! The company notorious for manufacturing Crocs is going bankrupt. After years of proclaiming their total uglosity and complete lack of support despite popularity their finally going bankrupt due to the economy. Celebrate and burn yourself some Crocs!
Next time i have to see these fuckers it better be on I love the 90s
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
A fan and his sorrowful lament at then end of a site..
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The bio on his website gives a small insight into his dark reality, its nice to see what a cynic really dreams about.
Isaacs’ work seems to suggest that if you scratch at the surface of conventional reality, then a repressed can of worms – a world of ugly and uncomfortable truth – lies just below the thin plastic exterior of our pre-packed modern sanitised world.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Hipster Joins Marines, Wins Purple Heart In Ultimate Act Of Irony
Cohen noted that it was at this point he realized that while he had "really dug" the "protest scene" back "in the beginning" when American military operations in Iraq began in 2003, rallies had since become overcrowded, and opposition to the war had been absorbed into the mainstream. "The war had become totally passé."
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
First off, who knew there was an entire site that hosts old cartoons. Betty Boop really was a city whore. Luv her. Check her out at toonjet.com
Normally they'll only be one but I can't NOT post this up.
Conservative nyc radio host Jay Mundy recently decided to take a trip to Williamsburg because he heard a rumor it was a bit..echem..left. Spoiler alert "weirdos" apparently live there. I don't know how someone could be so controversially offensive without trying but here it is,while i'm subscribing..
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Just imagine how many people worked soley
for this mans naked football induced photo shoot
I hope one day I'm funny enough to have an entire football team (they have to be real, no actors) paid solely for my balls to uncomfortably be displayed in their faces.
Hey, Brüno, I recently started collecting unemployment. Any style tips for someone on a tight budget?
Times are hard, but if you shop around und are prepared to vear some things twice before throwing zem avay, it is
still possible to look good on a clothing budget of about $20,000 a veek. Ich mean, obwiously you vill need a bit more zan zat if you are planning on leaving ze house.
(here is the only youtube video i could find)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Eventually I try and take over the conversation and it somehow leads to whats the most absurd thing we can have a sane conversation about. Last time; "If you had to dedicate your life to exterminating one animal what would it be?"
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Wow even the cartoon seems like a douch post-shave (finger point) "Heeeyyy laddieeess"
Monday, May 25, 2009
Good luck, and may god have mercy on your balls.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Luckily word is we're getting a VACANT STORE possibly as soon as June. If you don't know what Vacant is here's the basics.VACANT 101
They move into a random location in a city.
Open shop without really telling everyone.
Think sample sale of exclusive shoes, tshirts, clothes, and possibly art on the cheap.
Everyone get super hyped and they immediately close down shop about 2 months later.
Everyone cry and wail and search for the next one
So. This is why everyone needs to keep a look out cause the quicker it's found the more time we have. An American Apparel sell in Philly will make ya fight your friends.
In the meantime check out their Philly site pr3ttyvacant.com or follow them at pr3ttyvacant on twitter. I don't know who runs their shit but it's pretty good. For instance, did you guys know Lily had a straight to hell cover?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Can't get enough penile centered news? Check out Boinkology.com for more stimulating recipes.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Oh and did I mention two.one.five. is giving away free tickets? Click here to find out how easy it is to win. (What? It's not like i'm promoting or anything?)
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I think this might actually be where i get new music from now on. Seriously, there is something to having an older generation review "our generations" music. Not caught in the hype they completely dis animal collective. and i loved it.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Saturday, May 2, 2009
I love you, seriously, that whole flippy thing you've been doing with your hair recently, it works. You always get me out of the apartment and your judgemental rays made all of my friends start working out at once. I know your jealous sometimes because I occasionally flirt with spring and I'M SORRY but you really do take the cake, besides, spring is fleeting and I can't keep up with her constant mood swings. That's why i promise to commit the next couple of months to you.
AqwrdmusingsLet's kick this summer off in style with some silk city action this 13th. Of course don't forget that May 9th is slowly approaching and the boys at Fishtown Collective are working hard for a real shit show.
The weird ass mickey mouse titties are probably the most interesting part of the video.
I <3 beard tattoos
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
I'm not going to go into full detal because it's pretty been covered through the artists page and other blogs.
The Bamboozle Road Show(April 26 Philly): Bands, Batons, & Blood
There are two points that I wanted to bring up, the first is a simple question of how long is it going to take till actions by the philadelphia police are no longer tolerated? How long is it going to be till "our generation" starts caring enough about the world around us to do something? (hypocritically as i sit eating ice cream on my laptop)
I'm not saying that this incident is that important in the long run, especially compared to other much more poignant incidents by the police but it IS another incident of the ongoing abuse of police power in the city.
The second ( this is a long one) reason i'm bring this up is the fact that by reading the forums i'm even more shocked at how surprised many people are by this footage. People, this happens alot more often then you think. Unfortunately for most black people living in the poorer areas in this city police brutality is a much more real threat then for most of us. The city has had a long history of political corruption and overly aggressive views on policing set up by mayor Frank Rizzo. From the m.o.v.e. bombing to red summer to um..LESS THAN A YEAR AGO "may of overstepped their authority"!?? situations like this are no rarity in the city. It seems almost everyone has a horror story of bigotry and racism from all demographics of the city.
I am curious to see if history will repeat itself. Like many stories during the civil rights movement will harsher punishments be dealt to the officers who barely beat white civilians then those who beat up these African American men earlier this year? Will this be the straw that finally breaks the cities back on their leniancy with the Philadelphia police? probably not.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Do yall think Satan has a girlfriend? Wonder if he's a committed relationship type of guy? I feel he's looking to "settle down" soon but can't find the right girl/guy/demon ya know? Wonder if he wants kids?
Do you think he's a "cool dad?" Feel like he'd be the kind of guy to let his kids drink in the basement, I mean, he's Satan, whose gonna call him out?
I think satan's just misunderstood ya know? Just a powerful alt-bro looking for good times
Brazilian Girls - "Good Time" (Diplo Remix)
Probably feels like he "doesn't belong" here. Just trying to find his way.
Some time's I wonder if him and the Jeeezz are "frenemies" feel like they probably run in the same social circle right?
It's hard living the ultimate alternative lifestyle. Feel bad for the big guy.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Ebony Bones is a perfectly aqwrd girl. Always over the top but never enough she takes performance to a new level. With outfits as dramatic and detailed as her singing her performances look more like amazonian tribal dances. Her new music video "Musik" just popped out recently and it doesn't disappoint.
Ebony Bones - Warrior
Ebony Bones - The Muzik (The Krays aka Yuksek & Brodinski remix)
Saturday, April 18, 2009
using who knows what and local celebrities. Sorry celebrities but looks like kindergarten is starting all over again.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
You know how people seem pretty much perfect from the distance? The whole 10 yards hottie thing is true. Finding out flaws is suuch a turnoff for me. I mean, I have no idea if the man of my dreams clips his toenails on the carpet and I LIKE it that way. Boner killer: guys who have that boa constrictor personality when it comes to sleeping. A little cuddling is one thing, waking up with a death grip on my neck is another. Which is why Amanda Blanks new song has it all wrong. Luckily I can dance to it enough to not really care about sleeping.
Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
I iz pissed at you! I, Senior Internez, don't like you urban outfitters. I seez the way you sneak around on the online and pass it off az yours. KNOCK IT OFF!
A. Just about every accessory or quirky knik knak can be found online. If you don't have enough time to look around online for things to raise your "maybe she does have a personality" level then maybe you should give up. J.Crew IS right across the street. Here i'll even be nice and show you the site most of their shit is bought from :
For instance suckuk is chockful of stupid stuff that will make your friends think your slightly more interesting. (except the terrorist tea pot. that just rules)
B. Just about any item thats not a basic piece comes from or is stolen off of a designer from Etsy. In case you have no idea what Etsy is i'll fill you. Don't tell anyone about how you just found it though cause just like "discovering" 6 month old music, your ignorance makes you look like a douche. Etsy is basically a website where most upstart artist handmake alot of clothes and goods for mad cheap. I fell in love with the owl messenger bag, see how his cute lil eyes judge you for not knowing about him. adorable: www.etsy.com
C. Quality, I mean that real shit, those limited mind blowing toys or shoes that somehow collaborate with Urban can all be found here www.wejetset.com I sadly won't act like i can afford any of it sigh...oops! the arkitip krink laptop sleeve just made me cream. time to change my pants.
These are the basics guys, it doesn't come even close to covering all you can find. If you find any other sites that fit into this category comment and let me know! Sorry for Senior Internez's ranting, sorry for insulting you guys. I think we all learned a lesson here.