If i could sit down to lunch with one person...

For some reason every time my friends and I go into an awkward drinking situation we always try and outdo each other with who can completely harness drinking conversations to their whim. He usually starts out a conversation revolving around "if you could have lunch with one person who would it be" somewhat entertaining with the usual boredoms and shocks of eating with rupaul or watching tv with tina fey. (The only reason i'm posting is to put up this video) Personally I think eating, drinking, or doing anything with Danny Devito would be gold. http://gawker.com/5287431/danny-devito-interviewed-blinding-drunk-on-morning-tv-again

Eventually I try and take over the conversation and it somehow leads to whats the most absurd thing we can have a sane conversation about. Last time; "If you had to dedicate your life to exterminating one animal what would it be?"