Monday, April 13, 2009

Personally sleeping with someone is the worst.


You know how people seem pretty much perfect from the distance? The whole 10 yards hottie thing is true. Finding out flaws is suuch a turnoff for me. I mean, I have no idea if the man of my dreams clips his toenails on the carpet and I LIKE it that way. Boner killer: guys who have that boa constrictor personality when it comes to sleeping. A little cuddling is one thing, waking up with a death grip on my neck is another. Which is why Amanda Blanks new song has it all wrong. Luckily I can dance to it enough to not really care about sleeping.

Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better

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