YAAAAARRRRGGGH!

I'm cracking up over my computer right now. My friend Erica just showed me, probably one of the most amusing things you can do with your computer since realizing you can make your computer say vagina by typing.
Facebook has a language option that puts all words into pirate talk! yeah fuckin pirate! check it out because i can't possibly put into the words the hours of amusement this setting allows for.

Go to facebook/settings/account settings/language/english (pirate)

Tis Black Magic I tells ya!

SHAPESHIFTER

Noun. Definition-Someone who takes pictures on myspace/facebook so they look really attractive. Unfortunately when you meet up with them they look nothing like their pictures, The right angle and good lighting is much more powerful then any magic I know of.

Best defense. Don't apologize, run away screaming "tis a witch! tis a witch!" She knew exactly what she was doing.

Best offense. When drunkenly finding someone the next day after a party (see THAT GIRL for how to find someone after a drunken hookup. ) make sure to look at pictures their friends uploaded instead of the few carefully picked out profile pics she did.