I'm cracking up over my computer right now. My friend Erica just showed me, probably one of the most amusing things you can do with your computer since realizing you can make your computer say vagina by typing.
Facebook has a language option that puts all words into pirate talk! yeah fuckin pirate! check it out because i can't possibly put into the words the hours of amusement this setting allows for.
Go to facebook/settings/account settings/language/english (pirate)