Alt Sweet 16?

I want an alt Sweet 16! Hell, i want a sweet sixteen like those bitches from mtv. Except i want liquor and less bullshit.

This is Patty Party Mom, through her dying connections she was able to get Cobra Snake one of the leading party photographers for uh.....a 14 year olds birthday? uh ..Cobra? not ok."I'm not like other moms, I'm a COOL mom ok?"


But don't worry i'm sure this chicks mom threw together a banging party. I wonder if the other moms on the block care if she spiked her own daughters punch?


two words: birthday puss!