My passion for Craigslist is neverending

"Apparently Craigslist has a very big haiku community". (hilarity ensues)

Favorite finds:

Life's a hot wet bitch,
day after day after day,
when you're a porn star.
~ crumblingfacade

you in the porkpie
1997 called
and says to keep it

I saw five of you
all within three minutes time
you sad hipster douche
~Creep


lipstick smeared
naked on the lawn
frat boy wakes
~ jamesmarvista


I want more haiku's about raunchy subjects and life. Whatchu guys got? Send in a Haiku to razman89@comcast.net and i'll post up the funniest ones.oooo...aaaahhh!