Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Vagina Monologue


Argument between my roomate and her girlfriend


"Oh no baby i'm sorr i just flushed the toilet! get out of the shower"
"Shit! shit shit! what the hell! you know what the hell happens"
"I'm sorry baby i forgot
"ow! oooow! damnit i know you did it on purpose!"
"i didn't do it on purpose baby, i forgot"
"yeah well your subconscious hates me."

It's good to have the roommates back.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Bombs of the new year

So one of my new years resolutions was to be more positive although this will already fuck that up.

Thundercats the Movie, course they had to get Brad Pitt as Lion-o because this would of destroyed any fledgling actors careers in mere seconds. Brad Pitt of course will just look like a toolbag for a couple months. Note the entire preview they don't show anyones lower half. Obviously they're gonna make us pay to see Brad Pitt in a gay fur speedo.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Yo Majesty

Old Yo majesty interview with Beth Ditto. Found this on youtube and thought it was solid gold
Beth Ditto asks the hard hitting questions, Yo majest talks about titties on stage and slappin men. Click to watch 2 ghetto girls who can rap like no other and 1 very uncomfortable white one.




I was crackin up the whole time. Best part. 1:45when they droooopp it.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Beer Run

BAHAHA found this online, thats my friend joe on the left. Gotta love College.
Anyone got a better, quote for this besides me?