Vagina Monologue

Argument between my roomate and her girlfriend


"Oh no baby i'm sorr i just flushed the toilet! get out of the shower"
"Shit! shit shit! what the hell! you know what the hell happens"
"I'm sorry baby i forgot
"ow! oooow! damnit i know you did it on purpose!"
"i didn't do it on purpose baby, i forgot"
"yeah well your subconscious hates me."

It's good to have the roommates back.

Universal Random Thoughts, Pictures, and Music

This Picture really helped cheer me upCommon's Universal Mind Control is fully fantastic cd
download Everywhere Common (my current favorite)

Here is a history of my day in Visa Commercial form
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Eating Nito Burrito w/ your friends $3.89
Buying a glow in the dark dildo for a friend $38.75
Asking the store clerk what would be the best strap on kit for my newly lesbian friends (and watching them shoot looks at you in embarrassment)...priceless.


Forgot. i was supposed to put this song :}
Reel Big Fish: She has a girlfriend now