Uhmmm wtf?

This Weeks WTF!!??

Sometimes i do something at a party and people look at me like this. That's ok. What this guy did...not so much.

Name: Anthony Morley
Claim to Faim: Mr. Gay UK, oh and EATING HIS BOYFRIEND
Noteworthy updates: after getting out of jail he is opening a resaurant with famou chef Michael Graham


First off I think the worst part is the fact that he actually recieved the Mr. Gay UK prize. Second...wow...the man sliced off a piece of his buffs skin and fried it in true Hannibal form. Which btw is sooo unhealthy. Apparrently Mr. Graham thinks he's a wonderful cook. I don't think i have to say anything else except kudos Anthony Morley you are our Mr. WTF of the week.


(ps if you read this please don't eat me)

Embarrasing

Admittedly sometimes i say douchebaggy things, i even occasionally think douchebaggy thoughts. I can't help it, we all have a little douche in us every once in a while. Thats not my fault, whether you just need a good inside out cleaning or the fact that you just made the lamest joke possible at a party douchemoments happen all the time.

For instance when talking with some friends about new artists I sadly blurted out the fact that I had been listening to them before others had, i know shamefully embarrassing. Immediately after saying it I wanted to kick myself in the nuts. Why the hell do we care about finding new music? Why is it important to "discover" artists, especially since someone, somewhere, has discovered artists first?

Well I blame sports. Yeah. sports. Cause frankly I couldn't give to fucks, or atleast 1.5 fucks about sports, teams or the weird pride Bro's be gettin about sports. Yet music on the other hand is something i could, and have, gotten into a screaming match about, in fact the wrong person playing music can COMPLETELY and i mean COMPLETELY ruin my night. (you know who you are) So there it is bros have their sports to be competitive about, rant about, have fantasy wet dreams (leagues) about and I've got music. Sadly it turns me into a douche. oh well.

Alt Sweet 16?

I want an alt Sweet 16! Hell, i want a sweet sixteen like those bitches from mtv. Except i want liquor and less bullshit.

This is Patty Party Mom, through her dying connections she was able to get Cobra Snake one of the leading party photographers for uh.....a 14 year olds birthday? uh ..Cobra? not ok."I'm not like other moms, I'm a COOL mom ok?"


But don't worry i'm sure this chicks mom threw together a banging party. I wonder if the other moms on the block care if she spiked her own daughters punch?


two words: birthday puss!

Who let her off her leash?

So Sarah Palin's Handlers went on vacation for the weekend. Meanwhile Palin got into all sorts of craaazzy shenanigans while they were away. I think she needs her own show. Every week she can try a new career path to fail at. Saturday she woke up and thought, "you know what, i wanna be a comedian" So she wondered onto the SNL set and Caribou Barbie awkwardly tried her hand at acting. Check it out.

The Youth

What's that? New MGMT Video? oh myyyy

MGMT really paid kids to hang out and dance in 80's work out attire. Hm. I'd like to know how they possibly made this video without it looking like a kiddie porn set. Huh..songs good though.

Baby Bump and Palin Porn

So two new updates. First off i wouldn't be much of a music blog if i didn't report this, even if it is a little late. M.I.A. is super preg. like watch out hormones here cause 140 lbs of estrogen (i figure maaaybe 150 now). Kinda explains the whole i gotta take off work for a while the "industry" is just too fake thing huh? Anyhow she's the only girl i know who can pull of an outfite like she does and look banging, kid in tote.

Second there is Sarah Palin porn being made, nough said.

Banksy's Back!

This time spotted in Soho NYC. Scared though cause the man rented out space to show off his characteristic rats. Legally

wait wait wait...he even HIRED people? uh oh...another alt celebrity goes mainstreem. pity.

While walking...

through the internet woods i wondered upon some 

strange fruit

I stumbled upon some ladies strung up by their hair

Some black people strung up by their feet

and some monkey's claw...or gods hands as it's called.

Lykke Li and Bon Iver

Dance Dance Dance Video

I know what i want for Christmas.

Sarah Palin Hunting Bow!!!!!

Proceeds go to Down Syndrome Foundation (teehee)

That is all.