Thursday, September 3, 2009

Mama Lucchetti


I'm getting an unlimited amount of entertainment out of these italian Mama Lucchetti commercials.

Friday, August 7, 2009

I want a Parra

But I don't have enough money.
It is so sad...

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Wes Anderson is one Sly Fox

It's hard to meet a more agreeable director. He seems to be a man who is always two steps ahead of his time. I'd say way ahead of his time except that usually entails a man whose films are appreciated AFTER his death while he for some reason seems to release films right at the perfect profit point. Hmmmm What direction are you taking us in now Mr. Wes?

Friday, July 31, 2009

A nice look on the man behind Where the Wild Things Are



Its amazing how long it took from conception to feature length film. No sarcasm or witty comment here, just plain kudos.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Do you completely understand the whole recession situation?

Do you barely understand what mortgage-backed securities are? Do you have no idea what the F%!K sub-prime loans are? Me too, until I listened to probably the best podcast team ever. Chuck and Josh are a funny, entertaining perfect way to start your morning. Click subscribe on your itunes and listen to their 15 minute podcasts on everything from what a body farm is to how the CIA almost completely created the LSD drug culture (seriously its absurd the facts they find).

Don't worry, crazed theorists their not, these boys do some serious investigating and have wrote articles on everything you did, and didn't, want to know. I have a rough, if any, idea on what the hell happened to the economy and within 15 minutes I feel like a pro. I know this sounds like an advertisement but i'm such a loyal fan I can't help it. It's 15 minutes of unusual in what can sometimes be a very typical day.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Crocs go down, hard.


Fashion world be praised! The company notorious for manufacturing Crocs is going bankrupt. After years of proclaiming their total uglosity and complete lack of support despite popularity their finally going bankrupt due to the economy. Celebrate and burn yourself some Crocs!


Next time i have to see these fuckers it better be on I love the 90s

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

this is why i love the internet


~~~Dolphinsex.org took human dolphin love so seriously. It had frequently asked questions, and the guy who wrote it was an expert. He had loved dolphins since age twelve. The best thing about dolphinsex.org was that this was not a joke. Also, this guy was not in it for profit. This was a dot org. He put his time and energy up there just to benefit all the curious potential dolphin lovers out there. He did it for love of the game, and in today’s world, that’s a true rarity.

Well, I went to dolphinsex.org and it was gone. It had been replaced by a bunch of porn links. Surprising, I know. Such a wholesome and universally beneficial site was replaced by a bunch of smut.~~

A fan and his sorrowful lament at then end of a site..

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Jessica and Hunter

Crack me up for realziesss, Jessica and Hunter are the personification of ever over tanned, over labeled person in LA. Also their new video is up and its hilarious. Easily made my day. In other news I can finally eat real food after recovering from so long and can't wait to be back in Philly.


My fav.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Save the pretty art for the Galleries. I want John Isaacs in MY room.

British born artist and creator does things with plastic god himself refused to create. I think for good reason, if we saw some of these creatures walking around I think people would carry around vomit buckets.Not to say that they're not still a work of art, because they are. I'm sure theres a lengthy process to come up with these images which includes Tim Burton films and lsd but he seems to keep it pretty secret. Here are a sampling of his works from the past couple years galleries. He uses graphic imagery to drive home power points across several different mediums blah blah blah dude did you see the gallery of the severed hand? Crazy.
The bio on his website gives a small insight into his dark reality, its nice to see what a cynic really dreams about.
Isaacs’ work seems to suggest that if you scratch at the surface of conventional reality, then a repressed can of worms – a world of ugly and uncomfortable truth – lies just below the thin plastic exterior of our pre-packed modern sanitised world.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Perez Hilton finally goes too far.

Sure every's pissed off about Perez de-glorifying Milk writer Dustin Lance Black,but looks like he finally stepped to far by purposefully calling Black Eyed Peas frontman, Will.I.Am, a fag.

After some crocker like dramatics, he shoots to will.i.am's video of the situation. All this and the only thing I really noticed was...anybody else notice Perez's receding hair line?

UPDATE: Looks like Perez won't get away with the same ol shit ever since his "Miss California" ordeal. Gay-rights groups are looking for a public apology for using fag as "the worst thing you could call a thug" I mean its not exactly helping the cause now is it? Heres the release.