Dessert for one?

Quick! Party guest's are coming over tonight and you've got nothing to serve them? Sure you could spend all day sweating it in the kitchen but lets be real, you'd rather j/o and there's a six hour NEXT marathon going on today. How about combining cooking with your particularly spunky laziness?

Can't get enough penile centered news? Check out Boinkology.com for more stimulating recipes.

Guess whats coming?

Roots picnic people. It's gonna be glorious and you me and the world is gonna be there.
Oh and did I mention two.one.five. is giving away free tickets? Click here to find out how easy it is to win. (What? It's not like i'm promoting or anything?)

Fishtown's Finest

Scrapple tv sits down and chats with fishtown's finest on album reviews. Watch regularly and check out their latest episode where they review bat for lashes and eminem.

I think this might actually be where i get new music from now on. Seriously, there is something to having an older generation review "our generations" music. Not caught in the hype they completely dis animal collective. and i loved it.

POST-it notes

Been a little busy. Here's a little recap. On a little note.

Fishtown Collective opening night. The one party ya didn't know that ya should of.

Tons of bands
The perfect summer kick offSome amazing bandsAll with a couple of our closest fans.



Like I said, busy and it just gets better.

A letter to my favorite season

Dear Summer:

I love you, seriously, that whole flippy thing you've been doing with your hair recently, it works. You always get me out of the apartment and your judgemental rays made all of my friends start working out at once. I know your jealous sometimes because I occasionally flirt with spring and I'M SORRY but you really do take the cake, besides, spring is fleeting and I can't keep up with her constant mood swings. That's why i promise to commit the next couple of months to you.


Always yours,
AqwrdmusingsLet's kick this summer off in style with some silk city action this 13th. Of course don't forget that May 9th is slowly approaching and the boys at Fishtown Collective are working hard for a real shit show.

Seacrest Out

The Hipster Grifter rises again in her internet fame. This time to dispel the rumors and bitch about paychecks. I love her.

Meet the Hipster Grifter from ANIMALmagazine on Vimeo.

The weird ass mickey mouse titties are probably the most interesting part of the video.

I <3 beard tattoos

My obsession continues

Where was THAT personality on rupauls drag race?

Whore

To balance out last posts serious message here is a video of Rupaul doing a perfume commercial for your viewing pleasure. enjoy. whooooooreee for todays black hooker


look how far she's come

On a serious note

"We(me) here at aqwrdmusings want to take time out of our serious programming to take a look at the serious social issues concerning all of us as citizens" The more you know!

Earlier today i twatted all over the place. It was indeed gross, but not for the reasons your thinking of, the video "everyone's talking about" of south philly cops aggressively arresting and abusing artists and fans coming out of the TLA show last night has been twittered, blogged and discussed all day after it's original posting on the internet.


I'm not going to go into full detal because it's pretty been covered through the artists page and other blogs.
The Bamboozle Road Show(April 26 Philly): Bands, Batons, & Blood


There are two points that I wanted to bring up, the first is a simple question of how long is it going to take till actions by the philadelphia police are no longer tolerated? How long is it going to be till "our generation" starts caring enough about the world around us to do something? (hypocritically as i sit eating ice cream on my laptop)

I'm not saying that this incident is that important in the long run, especially compared to other much more poignant incidents by the police but it IS another incident of the ongoing abuse of police power in the city.

The second ( this is a long one) reason i'm bring this up is the fact that by reading the forums i'm even more shocked at how surprised many people are by this footage. People, this happens alot more often then you think. Unfortunately for most black people living in the poorer areas in this city police brutality is a much more real threat then for most of us. The city has had a long history of political corruption and overly aggressive views on policing set up by mayor Frank Rizzo. From the m.o.v.e. bombing to red summer to um..LESS THAN A YEAR AGO "may of overstepped their authority"!?? situations like this are no rarity in the city. It seems almost everyone has a horror story of bigotry and racism from all demographics of the city.

I am curious to see if history will repeat itself. Like many stories during the civil rights movement will harsher punishments be dealt to the officers who barely beat white civilians then those who beat up these African American men earlier this year? Will this be the straw that finally breaks the cities back on their leniancy with the Philadelphia police? probably not.

Satan's single right?

Lame HRO gimmik Satan's Single Right?

Do yall think Satan has a girlfriend? Wonder if he's a committed relationship type of guy? I feel he's looking to "settle down" soon but can't find the right girl/guy/demon ya know? Wonder if he wants kids?
Do you think he's a "cool dad?" Feel like he'd be the kind of guy to let his kids drink in the basement, I mean, he's Satan, whose gonna call him out?

I think satan's just misunderstood ya know? Just a powerful alt-bro looking for good times
Brazilian Girls - "Good Time" (Diplo Remix)

Probably feels like he "doesn't belong" here. Just trying to find his way.


Some time's I wonder if him and the Jeeezz are "frenemies" feel like they probably run in the same social circle right?
It's hard living the ultimate alternative lifestyle. Feel bad for the big guy.