It's time...

it's like my brain completely turns off for most of the day and, except for the hours of 12 at night till 5, acts like an e-tard. Luckily i was thinking about the blog at about 3 in the morning (prime time bay bay) and want to get back to basics.
This blog is meant for the average kid who just wants to find some bomb ass music, learn about a new artist, or just find out where to get some tasty threads cakelovesyou.com btw, but doesn't feel like searching all over to find it.

It's not meant to be a huge hypefest for the newest dj to come out of some random warehouse in London. Cause the people that want that probably helped that dj get big anyways. My target audience is just your average city kid ( or hell even country clubber) that wants to know Whats up? Whose blowin up? and Whats out the door?

The Point: MY!GAY!HUSBAND!
The Details:
Fiest: 1234 (m!g!h! get up kid edit) ( fast, better, stronger, somethign to dance to)
AUSTINE AU SOLEIL re edit (smooth cool intro that flows in to a bumpin beat)
Fiest: My Moon Man MY!GAY!HUSBAND! (hands down a great)

• Anyhow my recent obsession is My!Gay!Husband! yeah, make fun of the name, but it'll be the last time you do. My!Gay!Husband! has had his hands in everything for the past couple years and has always had great mixes with several artists. He's known for throwing banging parties in the Vancouver Heroin District (ech!) and being shameless for flaunting his shit. Trust me a def. code red watch out for him!
  

Kanye and Neon, what else could i want?

So right now theres one thing worth me not spending the next 20 bucks on booze. The Kanye West Glow in the Dark show has been getting fantastic reviews with collaborations from Lupe, Justice and other guest stars.. Currently i'm obsessed with this hot mess of a song with two favs Lupe Fiasco and Justice called The Coolest Vs. Let their be Light Download it Here
Also if you wanna talk about intense watch the new Justice Video for Stress how much controversy do you think it caused?

To Mothers Everywhere

My Mom

Thinks she's open minded

Texts me at crazy times

Scripts her voice mails

Comes home with neon flashing sunglasses (i wish i could take her to a rave)

Is pretty legit.

Yes the song playing is called "treat your mother right"yes it's by Mr. Tee Yes listening to these lyrics is painful...you should watch the video...its classic

Conversation Starters

Next time theirs a lull in the conversation at a party, test that chick your trying to take home's personality with this little...treat.....


If you show this too her and she doesn't laugh out loud....clearly she's not worth it, go home or flirt with the chick laughed that the song is called "fear of being alone"

Aaapaarently

In Japan they've decided to take the obnoxious error messages that flicker before our lives end and the comp dies and turn them into even more obnoxious haiku's.

Personally i'll be pissed if this trend reaches America. I don't want universital wisdom from my comp. I already feel like it smirks at me while i look up porn.

My personal Favorite.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

More here.

"Cause knowledge is power"

B.I.L.F.

Bilf- a noun. refering to a boyfriend you'd like to fuck but will never, ever be able to cause its your girls territory and she'd kill you if she found out you made out with him during that last Christmas party.

OOPS!

Tis Black Magic I tells ya!

SHAPESHIFTER

Noun. Definition-Someone who takes pictures on myspace/facebook so they look really attractive. Unfortunately when you meet up with them they look nothing like their pictures, The right angle and good lighting is much more powerful then any magic I know of.

Best defense. Don't apologize, run away screaming "tis a witch! tis a witch!" She knew exactly what she was doing.

Best offense. When drunkenly finding someone the next day after a party (see THAT GIRL for how to find someone after a drunken hookup. ) make sure to look at pictures their friends uploaded instead of the few carefully picked out profile pics she did.

Cheap Cheeps!!

Whats every fashionista or fashionisto (mech! i don't like that word) want in a new piece of clothing/accesory/item. Heres a scale for judging each item your wearing right now.

3pts for being cheap (cause let's face it we'ze broke!)
2 pt for being trendy, cause lets be real jean overalls were once trendy ( i know their supposed to come back i don't wanna talk about it)
3 pts if no one else has it, cause everyone hates that b!tch Sandy who buys the exact same thing two day's later. (you lie to her! never tell her wear you got it!)
1 pt if its foreign (see above, even Sandy isn't going to India for that shit)
*1 bonus pt* if it's from a thrift store, cause Hellz who doesn't like a good find.
Talley your score up, trust me if its not a solid 10 don't be worried, although my pants were a 9, my shirt was a 4, don't judge! it's early in the morning and i'm in college. Anyhow do not fear! fashionspace is here!

FAHIONSPACE.COM
Is a website for everyone from designers, to marketers, to people whose closets spill out the room and into the hallway and piss's off their roomates.(echem)
It's wear alot of new designers go and and publish their stuff for sale before they hit it big. So it's basically a ton of really cheap, cool shit that won't cost alot.
Just watch out cause alot of the clothes are priced in Euros and you have to add shipping.
I have found this cute jewelry store calledSo go out and shop!

We all know THAT girl...

This post is dedicated to a special friend of mine. You may, or may not, know her but you all have THAT friend...

Today i was reminiscing about a particularly fantastic Saturday night, you know where you meet a ton of friends, tell good stories, and drink a TON of alcohol (never again will i mix peppermint schnapps and sunkist soda no matter HOW desperate i get for a mixer blech). The next day i was looking for any memories of that night that might pop up on face book. But there were none that showed up. I also wanted to thank the people who threw that party last night, but i couldn't for the hell of me remember their names?? Unfortunately THAT girl hadn't been apart of that night, let me explain...
That girl, you all know that girl that somehow shows up at the party you sorta mighta mentioned to her earlier that day hoping she wouldn't show... shes the girl that..

• Always makes a loud screech as soon as she sees someone she knows at the party and yells their name
  
• Instantly has to take atleast 50 photos of you and the other 25 people she met that night as soon as she got past her first appletini.
• Laughs and has to pose/take a picture as soon as anything's funny or a good group/convo gets going..
• Is the douchebag who takes incredibly embarrassing photos of people and puts them on facebook, even if their on a sports team and can't be shown with beer
  
• Simply haaas to upload all of the pics from that night either as soon as she leaves the party or the next morning on facebook
  
• Tag's every single picture of someone in it or friend requests them the next day to make sure their in the album..even if it's bob smoking a cig in the background..

But no! no longer will i make fun of THAT girl. In fact let us all learn a lesson. She holds a delicate place in society. Nobody wants to ruin the moment by whipping out their camera as something hilarious is going on. Nobody wants to be the person stalking that cute guy you met by scrolling through profile after profile. Not to mention how hard it is to remember who left that texas sized hickey on your neck after that fourth screwdriver.

So heres my thanks to the THAT girls all over the place.
You help us to social network by conveniently seeing who was at the party that night
You help us remember that great stories and moments of a night
You help us remember that cute boy we met
You are the one that puts up the pictures no one would dare put up of Suzanne, who has a boyfriend, and Max sucking face in the corner.
So heres to you! Our own personal paparazzi! For doing a job no one wants to do and being the chick no one wants to be!
I won't be inviting you to the next party, but heres hoping you somehow make it there!
oh and ps, go to collegehumor.com to look at hundreds of embarrassing photos of college parties...douchebag karen on overtime.

Alphabeats

I had a funny dream last night....it involved a lot of colors, flying through clouds, and a world that looked alot like sesame street on acid. (its a compliment) Now if a dream like that had a soundtrack to it, and was sold at your local target obvi, it'd sound like the Alphabeats.
To describe their music and style i'd use the words, fantabulous, nonsensical, and 80's chic. None of these words actually pin them down enough to describe them and thats probably what they want. To describe them means to use words that really don't define anything cause they really are undefinable. Their music exists in a realm of 80's and 90's pop. Their myspace describes themselves as, "the love child of the B52’s and Wham," that alone was enough to get me intrigued.

Happy, melodious, and fantastical. The Alphabeat is everything we loved about the 80's and early 9'0's, with more cool t-shirts and clothes then a Justice video.

Check out the song Fascination's video here and download here